I'm not going to bury you alive because you already did that to someone, so I'm going to hit hardly on your face, and THEN, bury you unconscious :smug:
I give the below user a Episode Three Retail box.
Stab you in the eye with the corner of the box.
Here, have a sock.
I choke you with it.
Have Slenderman :v:
Slenderman eats you
I give you a krispy cream donut
I fill it with poison and Chuck Norris forces you to eat it.
Here take this you will need it. Obtained: A cherry ball.
I shove it down your throat and choke you.
You'll get a particle of air the size of a quarter that is totally transparent and not touchable and the minute your given it you get tied to it irrepairebly so you cant kill me with it and cant go get something else and use that, THe mist is also inflammable, inpoisonable, inexplodable and cannot touch or harm a human being. :downs:
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666 posts. My thread is evil.
I kill you because im awesome.
I give you a potato peeler
[QUOTE=TtIiVv;20781729]I kill you because im awesome.
I give you a potato peeler[/QUOTE]
I peel you till you die
please have Mr. Bean
I give you teddy and he thinks you took it, he then proceeds to killing you
User below, have a vase
I smash it and slit your wrists with the shards.
I take TTIV or whatever his name is, kill him slowly after torturing him, then skin him and hang his body up to dry. Have his skin.
Inject poison into it and then make you eat it
Here user below, have a piece of pie
Jam pie into face and from blunt trauma die,I leave the user below a slapchop for your messes..
i shove it in you bootyhole
user below,have a dollar coin
ninja'd
nvm
mine works for a slapchop
i flip it onto the curb outside the restaurant you're sitting in, and my homeboy sneaks up behind you and blows the back of your head open
Here, have a sponge.
[QUOTE=darkheadcrab;20791063]i flip it onto the curb outside the restaurant you're sitting in, and my homeboy sneaks up behind you and blows the back of your head open
Here, have a sponge.[/QUOTE]
umm, is that rule breaking i gave you a coin not a coin and a homeboy
I shove the sponge in your throat and suffocate you.
I wish for a mop.
[QUOTE=Massive Duece;20791100]umm, is that rule breaking i gave you a coin not a coin and a homeboy[/QUOTE]
No, whenever I flip any coin, that's the signal for my homeboy. He just comes. That's what I trained him to do. There's no way around it, man. I can't flip a coin without him showing up.
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[QUOTE=Strongbad;20791131]I shove the sponge in your throat and suffocate you.
I wish for a mop.[/QUOTE]
I soak it in poison and clean your face REALLY GOOD with it.
Take this kitten.
Easy, take the kitten and shove it up your ass
User below, have a bottle of water
I lob it at the speed of light into your stomach.
Take this knife...
AHA! It's a plastic knife. :v:
I slip cyanide in it and hand it back.
ninja'd.
I launch it directly into your eye out of an air compressor at a speed of mach 2.
Have an oak leaf.
It's poison oak - I force-feed it to you.
Have a sample of blood that the other guy coughed out after I fed him the oak.
[QUOTE=darkheadcrab;20791205]No, whenever I flip any coin, that's the signal for my homeboy. He just comes. That's what I trained him to do. There's no way around it, man. I can't flip a coin without him showing up.
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[QUOTE=Massive Duece;20791704][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2z56eqd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
... this must be a wonderful meme I haven't discovered yet...
I put all the blood in your mouth and i shove the tube down your throat and knee your balls and punch you in the face
Have a gun with no ammo.
Pistol whip, bitch
Have a pageking
I stab you with it...?
Have a pair of NVG.
I take the night vision goggles and carve them into a penis, that you choke on.
Have a fork that can't be used in any way to kill me.
... then I just punch you so hard you go into coma, never wake up, and die eventually
Here, have this shot of heroin.
I inject you with the heroin and you die from an overdose
I give you pillz
I throw them to attract zombies, but you scream "PILLZ", tackle them, and chow down. However, you jumped right into an anti-zombie bomb and your head asplodes.
"I'm gonna miss that sonofabitch..."
I give you Cloud's Buster Sword.
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