Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I would strategically lure you into a back alley and proceed by impaling you in the chest. User below, have my question mark shaped mini-crowbars.

I will throw them at you. In da face. I will give you my babies.

I raise the babies to become ninja-assassins and when they get old enough, they come and kill you I gave you a bible

Its defiled. God smites you. I wish for a fugu fish.

you choke on it have some Halal safe meat

you choke on it have some McDonalds grill grease

you slip on it and fall into some lava Have this replica penis designed for women's pleasure. (dildo)

it contains STDs and i force it up ur ass have my avatar in real life

Take your avatar and stick it in your mouth and press every button, the "thing" explodes take some tin paper, my friend. Edited: UHMM.. u were supposed to kill me...

Thanks for the tin paper,I'll just go ahead and cut your cock off/mess up your pussy(if you're a girl) with it now. Have a chainsaw,buddy! :buddy:

Thanks for the chainsaw,Now you don't have a head anymore. Have a cake.

I'll shove it down my throat so you asphixiate. Have a crumb.

I eat it. You get nothing, so you starve to death. Have a baseball.

I hand the baseball to a professional pitcher. The ball hits your head at 150 kph. splut. have the power of shooting harmless rainbows from your toes.

I use them to call unicorns to you spearing you Youll be given a harmless object that shields me from all harm as long as I live.

[QUOTE=Strongbad;20799050]I use them to call unicorns to you spearing you Youll be given a harmless object that shields me from all harm as long as I live.[/QUOTE] You go insane and kill yourself. Have a sofa.

Pick it up and crush your weak body with it. Have a hockey goalie mask

burn the hockey goaliy mask permanently on to your face and infect the wound. have a rubber.

[QUOTE=beavis;20800648]burn the hockey goaliy mask permanently on to your face and infect the wound. have a rubber.[/QUOTE] I erase you. have god-like powers

I ban you from existance permanently for not knowing what a rubber is, and for thinking erasers are made of rubber. Have a object.

I beat you with that object. Have a world of pure imagination

I imagined a gun and shot you Here, have an invisible kitten that is industructable.

i train it to attack and claw people's throats open, then i sic it on you take the motherfucking [b]gravity gun[/b]

I'll grab a dumpster with it and punt it into you, instantly breaking every bone in your body. Have an unbreakable mirror which cannot be used to beat someone. :arghfist::downs:

I make you look at yourself. Have Shoop da woop.

I simply palce the mirror in front of you - you die of shock at how ugly you are. take the motherfucking [b]BFG (big fucking gun)[/b] [editline]02:46PM[/editline] shit, 2 late, nm

I, still being alive, take this and blast a tree beam above you. It falls on you and you die. I teleport a thousand million miles away, which I can do, being the OP and God of the KTAUWTTTGY world. I leave behind... a shard of an unknown substance and an other user who youll kill instead.

The unknown substance turns out to be a button that when pressed kills you and the other guy you left behind. So I chuck it at you at faster-than-light speeds, it rebounds like a boomerang through your head and on the way back it cuts clean through the other guy's groin. I give you the cake, which is a lie.

The cake was a lie, and was really a gun, which I use to shoot you I give you a Jew

i take a nickel and throw it down your throat so the jew runs and rips open your body in attempt to get the nickel have some air