Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I take it away from you, you die from suffocation. Have grain of sand.

Since I am the God of KTAUWTTTGY, I come back. I strike you dead with a bolt of lightning and send you to hell where you are burned for eternity til you leave the thread. I grant you... a crystal.

Plant it in your kidneys. I grant you, hotsauce

The crystal turns out to be magic, I become the god of that long acronym, banish you, drive the crystal through your head, take it out, and throw it to the bottom of the ocean. Ninja'd, but I'm keepin it. As for the hotsauce, I pour it in your eyes, then break the bottle over a table and shank you to death with it. I give you a wii-mote.

I use that wii-mote and give it back to you demanding a better object you taken by confusion during that confusion i push you down into a pit with every object ever given on this thread. being so compressed you take three days to get back. You climb back up the ledge but the russian army is already there and you are arrested for theft and given death penalty. here have a paper-clip, diet coke, cd drive, monitor, tissue box, and super admin on FP.

I replace your head with the monitor, replace your left hand with the paper clip, your right with the Diet Coke, use the CD Drive to chop off your penis, put it in the tissues, and then use super admin to ban you forever. Here, have an internet

I command it to banz0r you from life permanently. I grant you... an axe.

I beat you to death with the blunt side of the axe's head I give you a digital camera

Its cursed and I take a photo of you. You vanish. Ill grant you death. Meaning, you are dead. not big suprise. Next user after you get a shotgun with no ammo.

Except I am death here to collect your soul, therefor you are dead I give you my sythe

I take your scythe and kill you for that spelling error. I give you "Anne Frank's Diary"

my soul is immortal and cant be reaped. I toss aside the book and banish you and death to limbo forever more. this thread will die now. Do not post in it again.

Instead I post. And you die because of that. I give you Mr. Rogers.

but you die from smelling his rotting corpse I give you a vagina.

I suffocate you inside it. I give you a piano.

i bore you to death with crap music I give the user below one 30mm round

puts the 30mm into my 30mm weapon and shoot you in the head have a nice waffle

I turn my arm into a cannon and fire it at your face. I give you a hand. [editline]Edit:[/editline] Hm, the "turn hand into cannon" was supposed to go with the 30mm round, but the waffle is fine too...

I choke you with it. I give you a feather.

I use it on Biggie Smalls, he revives, then he squashes your ass. It's dangerous to go alone! Here, take this: *received goldfish*

Thanks pal! I fry and eat it, then I use the red-hot frying pan to beat you to death. Here, have some deodorant

I appear in my true immortal form. You are incinerated. youll get a cock in your ass if you post here again

Damn It's always you. It's been a long time I don't post here, so I'm not having any cock in my ass, but you're having one because you post here every time. I give the below user a candle.

Have you ever had a lit candle hit you in the eye and go into your brain? WELL, NOW YOU HAVE! Next guy gets a waffle maker.

I waffle your head (OH LOOK MY NAME)

You choke on your penis. (I wasn't given anything to kill with?) I give the next user a broken computer mouse

[QUOTE=gsp1995;20816950]Damn It's always you. It's been a long time I don't post here, so I'm not having any cock in my ass, but you're having one because you post here every time. I give the below user a candle.[/QUOTE] I created the thread, chucklenuts. I take the broken mouse and stab you with its shards. Youll get a stick.

I beat you to death with the stick. Here, have a dildo.

Ill give it aids and shove it up your anus. Youll get a hat.

I make you choke to death on it. I give you Strongbad.