Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

He bombards you with the most vicious combo ever used. (wow, now Strongbad is a murderer) My son, hold out your hand: *received arrest warrant*

I arrest you and set you up for a life sentence. Have a hat.

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20824052]I make you choke to death on it. I give you Strongbad.[/QUOTE]

^ ?

I assume my true immortal form. You are incinerated. Have ashes.

I take then and stuff em into your eye. Here's a shoop da whoop t-shirt :3

I throw them on you, and it is revealed that ashes are your one weakness to losing your immortality. Then I kick you in the balls, and get you in a guillotine choke while you're bent forward. You choke to death. Here, take this: *received turtle* [editline]06:00PM[/editline] shit, y am i always late :(

because youre stupid. I cant lose immortality. I rape you and throw away your shell. Have a J

the J gives me a greater immortality, because that's what my name IRL starts with. and (since you're gay, because u raped me) you die of AIDS (i had a AIDs-giving butthole trap for faggot rapists) Have a flask of water from God's river of life

I take the flask and, with my devilish power, i make you drink it, then turn it into lava when it enter your stomach. Heres a big ''M'' made out of plastic

hold up bro... [quote=PalmZ]i make it drink to you[/quote] ???

(oops. I'm tired XD) ''I make you drink it''

lol, thought so, but was just making sure... I [i]M[/i]ake you choke on it. Just take the damn [i]chainsaw[/i], homie!

I take the chainsaw, . . . . DAMN, wont open. I just hit you really hard with it! Take that Michael jackson doll

y are we the only ones playing the game now? this shit's awesome, guys, daayUm...

Dunno D:

I take your D: and it eats you. Have Second Life

you are addicted to it and IRL trolled til you become an hero. I, meanwhile, am the greatest immortal ever and the God of this thread because I made it. I grant unto you, a orange peeling.

Since orange peeling has an underestimated power of undoing immortality on march 18, 23:33 (GMT-5) I take it and rub your face with the peeling until you lose immortality. Then i just takes a gun and shoot a bullet right into your nose, makin' blood splat EVERYWHERE. I am now a titan (Since i killed a god) And i grand you that sheet of toilet paper.

since i, as i declared earlier, have an ever greater degree of immortality, i convert the toilet paper into radioactive liquid-waste and you get 2 many RADs and ur heavily mutated body dies an abominable death here, take the [b]extra hand[/b] that he grew

I absorb it, making my hand a DOUBLE-POWER HAND, then I smash your teeth with my awesome DOUBLE-POWER PUNCH! FUCK YEAH! Have the Australian version of a violent videogame of your choice.

Thousands of fully armed Aussie L4D fans mistaken you for the Australian government. Have a anime girl.

I use her oversized head to crush you, and her oversized boobs for some personal fun. Have a limited copy of Duke Nukem Forever.

I play the game and kill you with my keyboard because the game crashed. I give the below user a pair of socks.

I put rocks in them, then hit you face like a maniac until it looks like Jell-o Have a Lays bag.

I pull it over your head, choke you to death, and in a rage at your feeble attempt to kill me earlier, I send your soul to the underworld for eternity to be tortured with pitchforks by red demons. Have a object that will not remove immortaility and will kill you the moment you recieve it.

I take it. And dies again. Have a moonwalking monkey

I shove it down your throat Here have a free ride

You don't specify what it's for, so I send you to the underworld. Here, youll be given a object that kills you the moment you recieve it and does not remove immortality.

I don't accept it and you die from your own object of doom when you receive it. I give you potato chips