Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[gsp1995]

I eat them and them kill you with a random hammer :smug:

I give the below user a fragile insect.

[Herr Sven]

I geneticly modify it so it's offspring is much smaller, tougher and can inject venom.
And I send those into your house.

I'll give you... HD 69830 d!

[Strongbad]

[QUOTE=bobderloser;20838923]I don't accept it and you die from your own object of doom when you receive it.

I give you potato chips[/QUOTE]

Im immortal, failtard.

Also, I take the combination of numbers and shove em up your ass. You die from a perforated colon.

Have one of those really big plasma guns from Halo.

[PlamZ]

I modify the gun. and since the job is really neat, god loves me and gives me an anti-immortality gun with orange/pink stripes. I shoot you 10 time in the head.

Have a botter-o-water.

[Strongbad]

I surivve, take the gun, eat it and drown you in the water.

Have a shovel.

[EFG]

I shove in up your anus

Have a vibrator.

[Missing User]

I turn it on and laugh. I then attempt to hit you with it from behind and somehow goes through your chest.

Here's an abnormally large midget.

[Strongbad]

I'll convince him your responsible for his state and he'll kill you.

youll be given a harmless object that is inflammable, non poisonous, too small to choke someone

[Missing User]

Then I throw it at you and you mistake it for something dangerous and as you jump out of the way you fall off a cliff that just happened to be nearby.

Here is a large flower.

[DrBones]

I summon Biolante and have it eat you to death.

I give you a maggot missile.

[Strongbad]

I fire it into you. The maggots devour you.

Heres a flower petal.

[GeneralGunnut]

The petal is poisonous, so I put it in your food that you ate.

I give you a pair of sunglasses

[trent_roolz]

I give you a pair of pliers, a blowtorch, and two yellow beads.

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I break the sunglasses's glass and cut you on the eyes. As you die, you make that noise that people make right before you cut them with broken sunglass. You know, it sounds like "RRRAAANNNNGGGGRRRRRRERERRRRRR".

[Goose]

Shove the beads in your nostrils, pinch your fingers and twist with the pliers, and blowtorch your face off slowly..

Here have a very large, blunt stick.

[bull04]

I stick it up your ass until it breaks through your intestine, piercing your stomach and destroying your heart.

I give you a Cherry Jolly Rancher

[Missing User]

I throw the stick away, and as I rush towards you in sudden anger the stick bounces back and shlaps me in the face. As I stumble to the ground my arm 'falls apon' a rake, which is then stabbed into my arm. I get up screaming and waving my arms around and one of them hits you sending you plummeting to your death down a very large cliff.

I give you... A KEY!!! *DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!*

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OH CRAP! I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN NINJA'D!

I throw the jolly rancher at you, and you experience an explosive allergic reaction.

[DaAngryWeasel]

[QUOTE=Dony123;20845620]I throw the stick away, and as I rush towards you in sudden anger the stick bounces back and shlaps me in the face. As I stumble to the ground my arm 'falls apon' a rake, which is then stabbed into my arm. I get up screaming and waving my arms around and one of them hits you sending you plummeting to your death down a very large cliff.

I give you... A KEY!!! *DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!*

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OH CRAP! I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN NINJA'D!

I throw the jolly rancher at you, and you experience an explosive allergic reaction.[/QUOTE]

I take the key and open your door with it while wearing a thug costume. You faint at the situation cause your a pussy so I steal all of your stuff and then kill you by gouging your eyes out with the key.

[Missing User]

My door? Is that a sexual joke of some sort?

[bull04]

I kill you with my bare hands because you gave me nothing.

I give the below person a hoe.

[DaAngryWeasel]

[QUOTE=bull04;20845715]I kill you with my bare hands because you gave me nothing.

I give the below person a hoe.[/QUOTE]

I hire your hoe for 2 hours and give her an extra 100 to go to your house and seduce you, then eat you from your dick to your head.

I give the person below me a dildo.

[trent_roolz]

I give you two copies of the 1985 classic Pulp Fiction, one legitimate, one clearly illegally copied. They're in the Rocky Three DVD box.

I take the hoe, grow a large field of corn, and when the locust come I direct them to you.

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Shit, ninja'd. I jab your eyes violently with the dildo.

[bull04]

I throw the legitimate disc and it slices your throat open. I take the illegal one and watch it and run into the police station, flashing it in the policemens' faces.

I give you 3 hand saws.

[Missing User]

I use 1 of them for your legs, one for your arms and the other for your head.

I then sell your torso for science.

I GIVE YOU CAPS LOCK.

[hakusaro]

I see your caps lock and raise you one spiked keyboard, which I then bludgeon your skull in with.

Below gets a red train ticket.

[meepugh]

You choke on your own penis.

My own penis.

[executed rat]

I cut it and feed dogs with it (if you're talking about YOUR penis, fellow)

I give you Communism

[G12-A5]

I evolve the communism into stalinism and send you to the gulags.

I give you LIGHT!

[DaAngryWeasel]

I take the light and I BURN you with it. :supaburn: <-----Yer fayse

[henrietta]

He did not give something to kill, so I use my bare hands.

I give you an Combat Knife.

[GeneralGunnut]

I slice your throat open with it

I give you a duck