Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I force feed you the duck, raw. I give you my love to you.

Because I'm Doctor Who, and don't want your love.. I go back in time before you give it to me and kill you.. please have the TARDIS

I go back in time and kill you, preventing you from giving it to me, so I couldn't go back in time to kill you, and then the universe implodes. I give the below person the French.

they don't really fight or do anything, so i do a few combos, knock you out cold, and then chain some bricks to your body and toss you into the Delaware River. Take an empty bottle of Nuka-Cola

Since this is Fallout 3, I kill you with my MIRV. Have pepsi.

Bottle or can?

Can.

Easy - I tear it up and use the edge to cut you up like swiss cheese. Take a plastic jug of moonshine.

Thank you sir! I place the bottle infront of your door, so when you open the door and step on the bottle you will humorously roll on the bottle flailing your arms into the convieniently placed pit of fire. The audience laughs and applauds. Take this huge pile of explosives!

I use them to blow up you, your house, and your family. Have an empty poke'ball

I stuff you in the pokeball and toss you into a pit of molten lava. Have a BB gun

I do the same thing I did with the bottle, STAY DEAD DAMN IT Take this model pirate ship

I send the model pirates to kill you I give you a leaf

its more poison oak - thanks. i force-feed it to you. have some MJ

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You choke on the french fry after I gift it to you through Steam :v: I give the person below me a feather.

i tickle you with the feather until you run out of breath and die person below have a paper cup

i use it eavesdrop on you through your bedroom door, listen to you talk on your phone, then i discover your one weakness, and kill you. to you, i give cancer

Since I'm even more god than god himself, I rise again and give you the cancer. You my good sir, get a PPSh-41

I beat your family and pets to death with it because I have no bullets. In an unrelated incident, you've killed yourself by climbing ontop of a rocket headed for space just before it took off. Take this bible!

I ban you from our world, to hell. Have this pyrex half dildo (The tip)

I shove it in your eye socket. Youll get a flower petal thats not poison.

I shove it in your throat and you die from suffocation. you get a keyboard

I throw the keyboard with such speed that it penetrates your head. Have a Sony Ericsson Aino

Calling the cops telling them you're a child molester and you should be locked in forever

Have an HP Mini charger

I shove the cord deep into your uretha, you die. Have a Guy Fawkes mask

I stab you to death with it. I GIVE YOU A GIANT SLEDGEHAMMER.

2Guys1Hammer :smug: those stars you get in Mario where you gain god mode

I use one and start to flash different colours as per the invincibility. The flashing causes you to have a seizure - unfortunately you were standing on the edge of a very tall cliff and fall off. Here, have a guinea pig.