Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[EFG]

I tied you up in chains and feed the guinea pig to you as they never gets full.

have a gag ball.

[henrietta]

Gag you with it while I rape you.

A .45 ACP bullet.

[Hunt77]

I take the bullet and hammer it into your head.

I give you a wooden stick with a nail coming out of it.

[punkrjp]

Stab you in your foot with it.. you die after 50 painfull hours.

You my good sir (or Lady) get the finest piece of equipment ever made..... Wunderwaffe DG-2 :smug:

[henrietta]

Fry your physical existence to nothing.

An empty Colt 1911-A1.

[EFG]

I take the .45 bullet that has been hammered into your head, put it in the 1911 and shoot you dead between the eyes.

have a pedo.

[Strongbad]

He rapes you and you acquire aids and die.

Youll get a flower.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Fire Flower from Mario, have fun burning to death (Immortal =/= Invincible.)

Have a water gun.

[Strongbad]

I lock you in a barrel and fill it with water from the watergun, which is a supersoaker. You drown.

Have air.

[henrietta]

Fill you with air till you pop like a baloon.

Have a parka jacket.

[FrostyZippo]

I wrap you up in the jacket and tighten it so much that your innards are turned into fine paste.

Take a guitar.

[punkrjp]

I play epic In Flames guitar solos, until you die of awesomeness.

You my good pal, get Sony Vegas Pro 9.0

[Tabfilms]

You attempt to use the program, but all your video files are corrupted, causing extreme frustration. You Pull out your knife and kill yourself.

Have a used tampon.

[Sitkero]

Stab you in the eyes!

Here, have a harmonica.

[Disgruntled]

I stuff it down your dick and hope the bloodloss kills you.

I give the below person Slendy's pants.

[Strongbad]

He seeks you out, wanting them back. He suffocates you with the pants and removes your organs from your body.

Shut up woman, get on this horse.

[darkheadcrab]

I ride the horse into your bedroom and smash your head in with a ball-and-chain. Then I escape by jumping off the rear balcony into the river 100 ft. below.

Take this paper clip.

[BRAWLmilk]

I stab you in the artery with the paper clip.

Have a dandelion.

[Borg184]

I find out you are allergic and blow it in your face. You puff up and die.

I give you the starship Enterprise.

[rookieroo24]

I shove the dandelion up your ass, and it ruptures your rectum. Have fun in hell, good sir!

Have a Kroot.

EDIT: Damn! I blast you with the cannons on the Starship Enterprise.

Have another kroot.

[darkheadcrab]

Lol, wtf is a kroot?

[rookieroo24]

Kroot are an alien race. Warhammer 40000.

[darkheadcrab]

lol, k. ill pass.

[Strongbad]

I convince him that you are responsible for the destruction of his home planet. He steals a bolter and bolts you in the face with it.

Have a fox. :3:

[PlamZ]

He blow up your balls whit his teeth's.

Have 4 tissue full of sperm

[Strongbad]

I shove all four down your throat and you suffocate.

Have a shovel.

[punkrjp]

I shove your dirt all the way up your ass til you die in extreme pain..

Have Garry Newman

[FrostyZippo]

I successfully convince him to ban you from reality - not the most original method of death but it works.
Take a youtube account

[An Abused Engie]

Become the most famous person on youtube and than girlfriend deletes account and explode from anger
here have a AOL trial disc

[Strongbad]

I break it and you commit suicide, not able to live with the high rates of other companies.

Have a dispenser.