Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Twilight_107]

ok...Ill hit you with it till your nothing but dust.

Have my hat.

[Dukov Traboski]

(insert .gif of odd job throwing a hat here)

Have a sticky note pad

[Twilight_107]

Stick it on your face with a note saying "I'm Dead."

Have my Vinewhips.

[Dukov Traboski]

go indiana jones on your ass.

have a sickle and hammer

[Pvt. Martin]

You ass, you stole that from me! *cuts head off with sickle and crushes body with hammer*

Have my mustache

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

I shave it. You die from that.

Here, take this medkit.

[Xenomoose]

I kill you with IRONY (because it's a medkit).

here, have some Squash.

[PGunnii]

I take the squash and make you swallow it whole.

user below have a vagina

[Massive Duece]

god damn...uh...I shove it in your eye

user below you get a keyboard

[Dukov Traboski]

I shake the above users hand then run away with the vagina
FRIENDSHIP...Friendship?

Below user have wine with enough cyinide to kill 5 men in it

[Twilight_107]

Smack you with it.

Have a can of coke.

[editline]9:11pm[/editline]
:ninja:'d

meh still works

[Dukov Traboski]

:ninja: 'd

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X2

[Massive Duece]

take the can and shove it in your ass

user below you get an onion

[DarkKrystal]

Ninja'd forever

[Keyblockor]

I take your ninja'd forever and use it to Make your head explode in sheer awesomeness.

I give the man A Jar of Water.

[DarkKrystal]

I make you drown somehow.

Below user gets a dildo.

[Twilight_107]

Shove it up your ass.

Have a Radio

[Massive Duece]

i take that item smash your head with it
user below you get a gun with no bullets

[Mr Drover]

I take that item and smash your head with it.

I give the below user a 3mm piece of yarn.

[DrBones]

I trade the yarn for a gun in a long, convoluted chain of deals. Then I shoot you with it.
I give you a healing shiv.

[Barrowsx]

I reverse the healing shiv so it is a murdering shiv

User below, here is a pillow filled with feathers

[Dukov Traboski]

I anti-stab you, reverseing its effects.

I give below user air.

[editline]04:31AM[/editline]

ninja'd

[Chonch]

I breathe the air into your lungs with such force that they explode.

Here, user below, have a copy of Half-Life 2: Episode Three.

[Dukov Traboski]

I install it on your computer then open the console and do this "bind mouse1 quit" Causeing you to kill your self with rage

Have a pissed off kitty

[DarkKrystal]

Throw the pissed off kitty at your face.

Below user gets a bag of nails.

[neurobuster]

I shove the nails up your nose to your brain.

Have a NERF gun.

[Pvt. Martin]

shoot your baby in the mouth choking him to death. your so grieved that you shoot yourself

[dax364]

I shall kill you with this look.^
user below have a finger.

[Jo The Shmo]

I use so much nothing, that you die out of pure shock.

Here is a gun, please be creative.

[Sergeant Stacker]

I kill above user by forcing him to eat the gun and the bullets after telling him to eat lead.

The below user gets a rubber chicken