Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[FrostyZippo]

I fill up my metal and erect a sentrygun. I think you know what happens next.

Take Saxton Hale

[Evil-Muffin]

Saxton Hale Just stares at you... Staring... just staring... Then [B]BOOM! [/B]Your Head explodes due to pure awesome.

Here, Have a insecnificant tiny paper Molecule.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I punch you in the face and you die.

Have this post

[ForestRaptor]

I force you to read that post all the time for 36 hours without sleep or food. You die somehow.

Here, have a tube of lube.

[punkrjp]

I stick the tube of lube down your throat.. then I force you to give blowjob to Mr. Bean, but don't know which of them you died of.

Have a Dalek

[Askaris]

I get it to hover above your head. Your head fries gently.

Have my sketchbook.

[Gump]

Have a sip spray it in your face and kick you in the balls.

How about a Rubicks Cube?

[LOL PWND]

I give you the Rubicks Cube again an get you to solve it.
The user below have water pistol.

[An Abused Engie]

i give you an enema using the water gun and you shit out your guts
here below user have some dentures

[Strongbad]

I fatally bite you on the jugular vein.

Have some water.

[Pvt. Martin]

I pour it on you and you melt.

Have my cum

[Strongbad]

I impregnate an alien and the babbies eat you.

Have a faggot.

[KevinsLunchbox]

That faggot took his 15 inch dick and shoved it down into your throat where you suffocated to death.

The guy below me has a geodude :)

[Strongbad]

He murders you.

Have cox.

[Leaf Runner]

Doctor Cox fires you, and you commit suicide shortly after.

Have a sponge.

[GeneralGunnut]

The sponge comes alive and it's Spongebob Squarepants. However, instead of being jolly and happy, he's evil and he kills you and your dog.

I give you Dr. Pepper

[Chaohord]

Drown in it

Have cabbage

[Strongbad]

I shove it down your throat and you suffocate.

Have a fox.

[KevinsLunchbox]

I got ninja'd

[Strongbad]

I hire the ninja to slit your throat.

have a fox who is trained as a sniper.

[Chaohord]

The fox bites you and you die due to rabies

Have a box

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Papercuts on 90% of your body.

Have a blue waffle.

[sonictrey]

I stuff the waffle down your throat, and due to mold on the waffle, you get a stomach infection and die

Here, have a sandy vagina

[Strongbad]

I find a pearl in it and ram it in your eye.

Have a pie.

[MajorMattem]

PIE TO FACE. Obvious kill is obvious.

Have a maggot.

[Cheesedragon]

EWW MAGGOT i toss it back, it eats you.

Have SCP-173

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[Strongbad]

I place you in a cell with it, then remove your eyes. Needless to say, you die.

Have an affectionate, declawed, detoothed fox :3:

[Suppa Stove]

I would make affectionate, declawed, detootheed fox attack you with love! :D

I gave you a carrot. :)

[Zalvador]

Make you pull the carrot in your ass

I gave u pills

[dylanator]

whilst holding the pills Lewis kills you for them.

i give u My Virginity