Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

Whilst fucking you, I impregnate you and give you 502 different STD's which kill you [editline]11:18AM[/editline] I give the user below absolutely nothing. [editline]11:18AM[/editline] :engleft:

Due to nothingness you suffocate from lack of air. Have an eyeball.

i take the eyeball and say " this eyeball is not an eyeball its a fukkin Marble" and i throw it at you and you die. user below, take this gangster move

I summon a gangster from its depths and he shoots you. Here have a trashcan.

I wack you in the face with the trashcan and eat some of it too. :3: Here, Have a Dildo to fap with. >.>

i shove the dildo down your dick then it explodes then some dildo shrapnel goes down your throat and chokes you

Your doing it wrong.. You didn't give us something.. Banana Peel.

Choke you with it. A wrench.

Cu-rit. I give you a tentacle monster.

I tie you up with the tentacle monster and throw it in the sea. I give you a CD with Cannable Corpse.

Shove that CD in your mouth and then shove Corpse next.

<no item presented> A cattle prod with a dead battery.

Hook it up to the mains, jab you with it. A rubber khopesh.

Strengthen it with bronze weaving, then hook it up your ass and play paint bucket until you fly off into space. Here, user below me, have a PSP.

I ram the PSP into your ballsack. User below has a TV remote.

I smack you on the head repetitively. Have a Christopher Poole.

I make Christopher Poole take down 4chan and the users of /b/ beat the shit out of you. User below, here. Have this Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device. Do not get it wet. Do not feed it after midnight. Do not...ZZZZZ.

I smack you in the face with the portal gun. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! *Gives a Handgun*

Shoots you Have my avatar

I'd throw it back to you along with an old computer monitor. Have a cheeseburger.

I shove it down your throat and you die from the cheezyness. Have my Ubersaw

I take it, transform into a Medic for some reason and heal you. Take my übercharge.

YOU DIDNT GIVE ME AN ITEM ASS. fuck ninjerd. User below, have a Ninja.

What?

I physically manifest your confusion and explode your head with it. Take this phone.

I take the phone rig it to a detonater, plant it on my butt, and waiting till i rip juicy fart, then i call the phone, and "Fuuuuuzhhzhhzhz!!!" My fart burns you to ashes. Would you like this Rube Goldberg machine rigged to somekind of gmod contraption?

The GMod contraption just so happens to be a giant robot, which steps on you. I give you an egg.

You die of cholesterol. [editline]03:03PM[/editline] have my bottle of pee

i drink the pee and kill u with the bottle have a persons big toe

It is yours and you bleed to death. Have a 2 centimeter lubricated penis (I can't choke on it).