Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

The penis has superaids, which I eject deeply into your rectum and you die a painfully, yet pleasurible death. I give you a diamond

I take that diamond, use it to sharpen a titanium spear, heat up the tip of the spear to insanely hot, slam it through your head and whatch your body burn from the heated tip. I give you dishwashing soap.

I poison your next meal with it Have the ACR you use in the mission "Cliffhanger"

I screw of the silencer and shove it into your butt, you die a painfully silent death... Here have Admiral Ackbar and a crap-trap.

I get Ackbar not to shout "It's a trap!" so you don't know that it's a trap and the trap then inevitably kills you Have an X-Box 360 headset

Mango

[QUOTE=TheMetalMan;21189317]Mango[/QUOTE] Shove the mango down your throat. You suffocate.

Since you gave me nothing, I cut off your penis and stuff it up your ass, eventually causing to bleed to death. Good sir below me, you may have a copy of Half-Life 2 Episode 3.

I give it back to you. You play it until you die from lack of food substance and lartisimus sleepo. I give you a unitesticle.

I troll you for giving me a unitesticle and you die because a troll falls on top of you. I give you /b/.

I had it all along, I post your IP address, they find your home address, and you get murdered by a pedophile. I give you a bread crumb.

I eat it. I give you a pixel.

Place it annoyingly on your computer forever, making your hang yourself. Here have a gamma particle

The particle is too small to use in all of my body, so I transform my penis into Hulk's penis and empale you with it. I give you advice dog.

i throw the picture (while in a frame) off the ifle tower while you are standing under it have a dead body

Beat you with its arm. Have a cup of lukewarm coffee.

I drink it, thank you and shake your hand until you die of old age. I give you a hug.:glomp:

I hugs you to death and your head pops off. I give you a muffin.

I dry the muffin in the sun. It becomes hard as stone. I put it down my tube of kewlness and load it with explosives. Then I point the tube of kewlness at your testicles and fire. The stone-muffin rips off your sack and you bleed to death! User below: I give you a can of Obama..

A can of what?? anyway i rip the can in 2 and slit your throat whit the sharp edge. have a couch.

I stuff you in the couch and get some fat men to sit on it... Have a Cheese Grater

Strike to the face with cheese grater. Grate inner thigh until femoral artery is exposed and broken. 12" wooden artist manikin

I make you play the mannequin part in Condemned, and then show you the art mannequin, and you die of fright. Here's a first-aid kit. (be creative)

I use it on another player instead of you letting you die. Here is a Nuke.

I beat you to death with it. Have a calculator that can [b]divide by 0[/b].

Tie you down to a seat, hook your eyes open and make you divide by 0 until you die. Here's some doritos

I crushed the doritos. You cried to death. I give you Earthworm Jim's cum in a bottle.

At the very sight of Earthworm Jim's lill bottle, you imploded and your bodyparts were suddenly sputtered everywhere. I give you SpongeBob SquarePants.

His bucked teeth insert themselves into your eye sockets. You die. Have an air freshener.

intimidate you to death with it. I give you a large serrated knife.