Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

Smacks and squeaks, Smacks and squeaks... Have this Stick.

I snap the stick, and plunge one half into each of your eyeballs Below user earns a hair brush

I rip apart your skin with the hair brush. I give the below person a bat

I place the bat on a spotlight, summoning the batman, who proceeds to bash in your face. here, have a mirror.

Sun light + mirror = It burns! Nothing.

Nothing can't be nothing so It's a paradox and your brain explodes. Here, have a salt bag.

I pour the salt all over you and you wither out and die. I give the below user a blowjob.

A inject acid in my balls so you get acid in your mouth...It burns your throat out. Here below user have a carrot!

I sharpen the carrot and then stab you in the balls with it, and then I shove it inside your mouth but that wouldn't work so well I think... User below, have a pecie of lie cake

I'd take the lie cake and teach it that lieing is bad, there for it would become truth cake. I would then share the cake with you luling you into a sense of ease at this point I would strangle you. User below my gift to you is a cold cup of tea.

i smash the cup in your face leaving shards of broken mug in your face and leave you to bleed out user below i give you a empty can of soda

I cut the can, and sharp the edges and then cut your throat open and you bleed out in a massive pool of blood.

You gave me nothing, so you choke on your dick and die. I give you Ghost in the Shell on DVD.

I force you to watch it for 24 days, non stop, forcing you to starve to death. I give you a jar of coffee beans

D:< Ninja. I boil the beans at 300 Grades Celsius and pour them on your genitals with water :3 You die in pain. Here take a cake.

Turns out cake had lethal ingredients. I won't tell you. But here eat some. Here, take a thread. 1Ft long.

I close it. (Puns, heh) Have a math problem: 37 divided by 0 equals?

I take the math problem and show it to FP. People rage so much over the overused joke (divide by zero), they proceed to smash their computers. FP becomes desolated and empty. One FPer becomes depressed and suicidal, and proceeds to buy a gun and go on a rampage in Canada. He manages to shoot the prime minister. Canada (which, according to your profile, is where you live) collapses into chaos and anarchy. In one of the many riots, you are shot with a rioter's rifle. Here, user below me, have a can of Pepsi.

Clone it aprox 1K times and drink it in one shot. here, have mario.

He is a communist spy! Take town Peace up with the Red Star! He jumps on your Have the keys to my car.

Thank you. I proceed to drive your car away, but accidentally hit reverse and drive into you. To the user below; have four candles.

Lights them and tapes then to your body while you are sleeping. Here, Have windows vista.

I install it on your computer, erasing whatever OS you currently have. You rage-quit from life due to the sheer stupidness that is Vista. User below, have a shoe.

I put it on my hand and beat you to death with it Below user, take above user's head.

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;20192865]I put it on my hand and beat you to death with it Below user, take above user's head.[/QUOTE] i cut his head into large chunks and force then down your thoat untill you suffocate here have a keyboard

I toss the cup of tea in your face and melt your eyes. Have some air.

Spam you to death with it. Below user, have a copy of Twilight DVD --EDIT-- ninja'd

i make you watch the crappy thing then when you fall asleep with boredom i take the disc out of the drive then shapen it aaaaannnnd i slit your throat user below yousa havea hhhhhhmmmm...... sex cromazone x

I have no need of the sex chromosome and reproduce asexually, the sight of this amazes you and your head explodes. Have a :razz: face.

you got ninjad i pour the placticine in your ear have????? a warthog (halo)