Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I smack you in the face because of your sheer stupidity. Then I force you to drink the gasoline inside the 'Hog's tank. User below, have a box.

I use the box to rate you. Have a copy of MW2

Crack the disk and shove the shards into your eyes. Have a slip of paper.

papercut your throat. have some keyboards

Provoke rage, letting you beat the keyboard with your head. Have a Fridge.

I lock you in it. Have an iPad

I beat you to a bloody pulp with it. User below, have a interwebz

I download sixteen terabites of porn, and use the lag to kill you. User below, have a chocolate lubed pickle.

I stuff the chocolate lubed pickle up your nose and into your brain. User below, have a piano.

Thanks for teh piano. I slam it in yo face so your body gibs into millions of pieces and explodes. User below, have Tensa Zangetsu [img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs6/f/2006/353/4/c/Tensa_Zangetsu_2_by_nazghar.jpg[/img]

I explain to you that the hand gaurd looks like the swastika, the shoot you with a gun Quick, below user. Hide this gun.

I shoot you in the face. User below, have this cotton ball.

Fuck ninjad uhh, I jam it down your throat. Here have a grain of sand.

ninjad I throw it at you almost at light speed Have air

I'll take the air, leaving you to suffocate Hoping that the below poster is Mcguyver, i give you a rubber band, a burnt-out flare, a bra , a box of tic-tacs and a microscope optical piece to kill me.

snip. Ninja'd

Damn triple ninjas! [editline]09:41AM[/editline] ninja ninjas!

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;20196791]I explain to you that the hand gaurd looks like the swastika, the shoot you with a gun Quick, below user. Hide this gun.[/QUOTE] You do it wrong. And it isn't a swastika as the swastika is going the opposite way this symbol does. And for the cookie, i stick it in your eye and the small chocolate bits go in your brains and give you a brain infection, killing you two months later. THAT is doing it right. BELOW USER I GIVE YOU A RUSSIAN ROULETTE-REVOLVER.

I stab myself and with it's power pummel you to death since It heals me. I give you rainbows. Edit : SURE IS NINJA'S ROUND 'ERE.

I shove rainbows down your throat. They are incredibly toxic. Here, have a cute little bunny.

Its a evil bunny he kills me and you Here, have a nail.

[img]http://lovingthetasmaniandevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/monty-python-holy-grail-bunny-rabbit.jpg[/img] THE BEAST OF GRRR NINJA'D

[QUOTE=SuperDAIU;20196904]Its a evil bunny he kills me and you Here, have a nail.[/QUOTE] I scratch you with the nail giving you tetanus. Below, have a Gravity gun (unbuffed of course.)

I pick up the first thing I find, and throw it at your face. It's the bunny's corpse. Here, have a toenail.

i feed the toenail to you, and let you get eaten inside-out from tapeworms, whose eggs were on the toenail. Again hoping the below user is Mcguyver, i give you a jar of vasoline, a raw steak, a broken optical mouse, a sticky note and a gold ring

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;20196959]i feed the toenail to you, and let you get eaten inside-out from tapeworms, whose eggs were on the toenail. Again hoping the below user is Mcguyver, i give you a jar of vasoline, a raw steak, a broken optical mouse, a sticky note and a gold ring[/QUOTE] I lubricate the optical mouse and the ring while forging the ring to make small bullets out of it. I use the steak to make several components, resulting making a small handgun out of it all. I shoot you with the gold bullets with diamond heads and kill you by using aimbot (with head vector as target of course.) Oh, and the sticky note was the magazine. FORGOT THE OBJECT! Have a cockmongler bobby head doll.

And the object is?

[QUOTE=Thatanos;20196999] Oh, and the sticky note was the magazine.[/QUOTE] (heh)

Offtopic: People, if you give the below user something smaller than a quarter, you choke on your own penis. If you give them something unuseable(like air) you choke on your own penis. Please read at least the OP before posting. Ontopic: I take your cockmongler bobbling(?) head doll and bash your skull in with it. User below, have a cell phone.

Sharpen the Antennae on it to a deadly point, and stab you in the stomach. User below, have a Crowbar.