I call in an airstrike. Yes, with the crowbar
I give you a magic balloon
i wont kill you
i pop it get a gun and shoot you in the freaking balls
user below have a hooker
(:ninja:d)
i won't do anything to the hooker
(im starting to think you are a troll)
i poke out ur eyes
user below have?...... a d20 die
d20 I would play DnD or sell it to a nerde
Now that is just RAD
but since you will bitch about that, i'll poke the nerd with the d20
yeah and because you want a weapon to kill me ill give you humm....
A cookie
I force feed you with it until you burst with happiness because of it's awesome taste.
Have this: [img]http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/upimg2/Inflatable-Hammer-10072.JPG[/img]
I lube it up then stick it all the way up your ass, dying from being crushed inside.
user below have a piggy bank
Buy a gun and shoot you :/
Have a Wii
I hit you in the head with my leg and go home and play wii.
Have a [img]http://images.yawkeywaystore.com/images/products/n0017.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=mr_fj;20202017]I hit you in the head with my leg and go home and play wii.
Have a [img]http://images.yawkeywaystore.com/images/products/n0017.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
i smother you with it.
have a tazer.
Ninja'd, i'd taze you in the scrotum untill your balls explode.
Mcguyver, make use of: a magnifying glass, a DVD full of badly recorded "everybody loves raymods" episodes, a broken egg-timer, some jelly crystals, a laser pointer and a pencil sharpener covered in onion paste.
i want you to use every single one of these items in killing me.
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;20202108]Ninja'd, i'd taze you in the scrotum untill they explode.
Mcguyver, make use of: a magnifying glass, a DVD full of badly recorder "everybody loves raymods" episodes, a broken egg-timer, some jelly crystals, a laser pointer and a pencil sharpener covered in onion paste.
i want you to use every single one of these items in killing me.[/QUOTE]
Throw all of them at you and hope it kills you? ;)
(disregard this post ;P)
I'd call Mcguyver, I am too lazy
have a pistol hurr
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20202163]I'd call Mcguyver, I am too lazy
have a pistol hurr[/QUOTE]
I would take a pistol round and rip it apart and light it on fire and kill you with it.
Here, have a spear.
I would tie you up and dance around you with the spear until your head explodes by watching the same dance for too long.
Have this:
pepsi
MAX
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;20202233]I would take a pistol round and rip it apart and light it on fire and kill you with it.
Here, have a spear.[/QUOTE]
throw it on the ground as use the fizzy explosion to propel myself into your face.
have a black man.
I'll play basketball with him cause I like basketball and he maybe likes itbut if he doesn't we would just hang out
have a cookieyo
i take the knife and stab you
hav nothin i dont give you anything i just start a chain reaction that ends up killing everyone except me and even people that post after me die too
You give me nothing to use so, as the OP directs, you choke on your own penis.
User below, have an iPad.
i lock you in a room that contains nothing but said iFad.
come back in 5 minutes to see you dead from boredom.
In the same fashion of all my other posts, i'll give you a bunch of random crap too kill me with. if your too lazy to be creative, GTFO, so here it goes:
i give you: an old tribal mask, a ball of wire from inside an electric motor, a stuffed camel toy, a book on extinct languages, half a AA battery, a car cigarette lighter with no socket, a popular mechanics magazine with two holes drilled through it and a goatse mousepad.
Ninja'd
I assemble all the things into a makeshift [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteor_hammer]meteor hammer[/url] and smash your skull in.
User below, have a tub of ice cream.
I'll force feed you the icecream till you die.
Have an earbud, two tooth picks and a rubber band.
I stick the toothpicks into the earbud and use the rubber band to propel it into your face.
User below, have an RC controller. Be creative.
I'm assuming that I also have an RC car, so I tape the car upside-down to your head while on a sky-scraper with a thin wire below. I also have a tape recorder in your mouth. So I drive the car, pulling you off of the building, and with mathematical formulas and trajectory and cool shit like that, your neck meets with the thin wire (mathematically). Hopefully the car survive the fall when it lands on its wheels (fuckin' cool math) and then I drive the car around the sidewalks of NYC scaring the shit out of people and going to playgrounds with your severed head on the car. Now, remember the tape recorder? The whole time it's happening, the tape recorder is on an infinite loop saying "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR MOUTH, I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR MOUTH!". Shit would be awesome.
Oh, and here's a paperclip.
[QUOTE=Boobenmyre;20223410]I'm assuming that I also have an RC car, so I tape the car upside-down to your head while on a sky-scraper with a thin wire below. I also have a tape recorder in your mouth. So I drive the car, pulling you off of the building, and with mathematical formulas and trajectory and cool shit like that, your neck meets with the thin wire (mathematically). Hopefully the car survive the fall when it lands on its wheels (fuckin' cool math) and then I drive the car around the sidewalks of NYC scaring the shit out of people and going to playgrounds with your severed head on the car. Now, remember the tape recorder? The whole time it's happening, the tape recorder is on an infinite loop saying "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR MOUTH, I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR MOUTH!". Shit would be awesome.
Oh, and here's a paperclip.[/QUOTE]
That was really amusing to read :D
Thank you! I unfold the paper clip and stab you in the eye with either end of it, twist to try to get some blood going and wait the incredibly long time it will take for you to bleed out.
User below use this kitten to kill me
I throw said kitten at your face knocking you out them jamming it down you're throat.
User below me use my identical clone's head to kill me.
I throw the clone's head with [B]UNBELIEVABLY STRONG FORCE [/B]into your crotch and kill you.
User below me, have a straw.
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