I stab you in the neck with the straw.
User below me, have Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
I show you Half-Life 2 Episode 3 and you die out of joy.
User below me, have a Flash.
I Flash your eyes untill you are blind, and then tell you that bomb is a delicious pineapple.
Have a marshmallow, a wireless phone and a 4chan meme of your choice.
I put the marshmallow in your mouth, hit you 20 times with the wireless phone in the head, and then hit you with that meme.
User below me, have some water.
Gvazdas, i use the water to flood the planet, killing you.
User below me...use a bong and toothpaste.
Hmm... I spit the tootpaste on your eyes and use the bong however it is possible to kill you.
And, of course, what's left of the toothpaste let you eat it :)
User below me, have a disc.
I cut your throat with the disk, cut off your head, and use the disk to dismember your limbs.
A dull crayon and 4 sheets wet toilet paper are your weapons of choice.
I stab you in your nose with the crayon and I put the paper in your mouth.
User below. Have this
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lDeF_-fnewU/SOBmgdo2WQI/AAAAAAAAAQs/QJvOe4oBzF0/s320/granny_panties.jpg[/img]
I put the trousers on your head and make you lose air until you die.
User below, have a terminator.
Easy, Terminated.
Have a cotton bud
I shove it up your nose so far it goes through your brain and out the back of your head.
I give you a wet fish.
I heaten the fish with a frying pan and hit you with it in the face until you melt.
User below me, have a voice.
I scream in your ears at such a high frequency that your brain liquidizes.
User below have an iron.
i smack you around the head then shove it up your butt
user below has a medkit
I don't use it on you when you are in need of it and you die
Poster below, have a matchbox
I use the matchbox to light all the trees on fire so you wont have oxygen so you will die.
Poster below, have a blow up doll.
I hit you with it so much you commit suicide
I give you cthulu
"yo cthulu, take this sucka fool out"
I give you the entire led zeppelin discography on vinyl
I use the vinyl to chop off your head by throwing it at your neck after sharpening the corners, but at the same time I manage to keep the vinyl intact.
User below, have a voodoo zombie
I eat the zombie, thus gaining his powers. Then I proceed to eat you.
Have the shattered remains of a 19th century rifle.
I take the shards and shove them in your eyes and hold you down untill you bleed to death.
Dear user below please accept this package of 100 ripe red apples.
"Thanks"
*Runs away*
You die of shame that you gave me apples
User below have a balloon
Eat it !
*he dies from asphyxia*
I give you...
A CD !
[QUOTE=z0nk3d;20230411]Eat it !
*he dies from asphyxia*
I give you...
A CD ![/QUOTE]
I shall cut thy Achilles' heel with it and let you bleed to death!
Below user...
[I]I shall bestow upon you life itself[/I]
[editline]09:39AM[/editline]
*reads rules* the board game i mean! not an abstract idea >.>
You die by choking on your own penis.
User below be has a Left 4 Dead 2 case without the CD and a used condom.
I break and roll the case into a jagged cylinder, wrap it with the used condom and rape you to death with it.
User below, have a map of Argentina, school-size.
I make you eat it and you die :downs:
A dildo
Beat you to death with it.
My avatar (it's a god damn big daddy motherf***ers)
I use the big daddy's drill to ass rape you.
User below have a dolphin.
I use the dolphin as a club and hit you across the head. Then I have it eat you if you are still alive.
Below user have a sheet of foam and a pokemon cartridge.
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