I sharpen the Pokemon cartridge with my teeth and shank you, and then rape you on the sheet of foam.
Below users weapon is acne cream.
shove it up your butt
next users item is a purple dildo
shove it up your butt
have a jew
I resist the urge to do somthing racist and your head explodes from dissapointment.
user below have a curly fry.
I use his acid blood to kill you
Take my dog
[editline]10:03PM[/editline]
damn ninja'd
Still take a dog
Teach the dog to like to eat peoples eyes out and sick it on you.
Here, have an empty toilet paper roll.
I jam it into one of your eye sockets and scoop your eye out with it, you later die of infection.
Have a melted PC speaker.
I attempt to play music through it, but what comes out instead sounds so ungodly that everyone within earshot dies.
User below, have binoculars. Be creative.
I use my binoculars to use the sun rays to burn you
Here below user, have a bottle cap
anyone notice he used my name in the op :3:
I take the lenses off of them, break the sides of them and throw them like ninja stars onto your neck and kill you.
A rubber eraser. :smug:
[editline]10:04PM[/editline]
Ninja'd.
Not gonna try the ninja's, I ran out of imagination.
i didnt get any thing to kill with :(
Try a cat?
I take your bottlecap and use it to scoop out your eyeballs. I then stuff them down your throat and you suffocate.
User below, have a roll of duct tape.
choke you with the duck tape
User below, has a twilight fan
I make her read the books for you, while you watch the films. Ending with you killing yourself.
You get an inch of air.
I will use it to annoy you.
A chainsaw.
I fuckin' chop your head off, both off 'em!
A tit.
Put it in your mouth so you can't breathe, resulting in death.
A sock
Suffocate you with that sock.
User below: A hot woman. :smug:
Make her give you AIDS
I give you a black man
Pick him up and beat you with him!
User I shalt give unto you a stick of butter
I melt the butter at an extremely high temperature and pour it down your throat causing it to swell and close up and making you suffocate.
User below, have a ruler. Be creative.
Butter is a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk. It is generally used as a spread and a condiment, as well as in cooking applications such as baking, sauce making, and frying. Butter can be manufactured from most mammals' milk.
[editline]12:17AM[/editline]
A ruler is an instrument used in geometry, technical drawing and engineering/building to measure distances and/or to rule straight lines. Common usage implies that a ruler is a straightedge that is calibrated for making measurements.
>>>>THIS iS A CONSTRUCTIVE POST<<<<
[QUOTE=~Jack Nitro~;20241030]>>>>THIS iS A CONSTRUCTIVE POST<<<<[/QUOTE]
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Since I can't tell what I was given I kill you with logic.
Here, below user, have a hug.
I hug you until your eyes pop out of their sockets, and rip them out so you can watch mew hug you until your head pops off and your internal organs go over the brim of your neck, sloping onto the floor.
User below me gets a back scratcher made of chocolate.
I sharpen the tips of it, gouge your eye out and then shove it all down your throat.
User below have a rubber sword.
A sword made out of rubber is illogical, it defeats the purpose of having a sword if it can't kill
[QUOTE=That___Guy;20244837]A sword made out of rubber is illogical, it defeats the purpose of having a sword if it can't kill[/QUOTE]
Um...? No gift for me ?
I kill him with the air.
User below me, have an Unsecured Loan.
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