Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

Loansharks beat the crap out him before i can do anything A smelly banana

Make you eat it. Probably lethal. An unloaded derringer.

I beat your face into the floor with the nozzle of it. Have a pencil, a tin of heinz sphagetti and a cd rack.

I put the pencil into the tin, then pour the content into the CD rack. I pick it up and smash it on your face until you die. Have a large nuke. BUT WAIT: you have to use it to destroy just me, with no collateral victims or damage.

I put you inside a Godmod Sphere with the Nuke in it. where nothing can get out. i press the button to make the nuke explode and BAM! the explosion only kills you and doesn't damage the sphere or anything around the sphere at all! Here have Super Advanced Thingimajig that i can't use. (You can not shove it down my throat and choke me to death. it's a cheap and lame move.)

I ask you what you what it does and you have trouble explaining, you them commit suicide out of shame. Have a glow in the dark tampon.

Well fuck. How am i supposed to kill you with a tampon? Hmm... I soak the tampon in water, freeze it and chisel a sharp edge into it. stab it through your eye into your brain. Also, it's dark, so pretty lights :3 Here, user below, have a watermelon.

I eat the watermelon and spit out the seeds so fast they're like bullets. User below, I give you the Atlantic ocean.

[QUOTE=ThisIsMyUsername;20259045]I eat the watermelon and spit out the seeds so fast they're like bullets. User below, I give you the Atlantic ocean.[/QUOTE] I use the Atlantic Ocean to drown you. I give you my axe.

I will make you go in the bottom of the sea and then freaze the top user below has playboy edited wtf dont steal my object

I roll up the magazine and beat you to death I can't believe it's not butter.

I force you to believe it is butter. A sub woofer

I use it as a parachute and land on you A timemachine.

I go back in time and seduce your mother, marry her, have kids, and generally live a happy life. Your very conception is prevented. Hey you below, have a tank of brine shrimp. Edit: Shit, what if that just means I'm your father? Fine, punch you repeatedly while you're still in the womb.

I drown you in the tank. Here, have this Genuine Xbox 360. [i]With spongebob on it.[/i] Or any console of your choosing for that matter. [i]With Spongebob on it.[/i]

I shove it up your ass and rupture your colon, you bleed to death. DAMN I HATE THAT GODDAMN SPONGE a 12 gauge with no ammuntion and im 4,246.6 meters underground in a bunker

Throw the shotgun so hard into the ground it goes through your bunker and into your skull. A roll of tape.

I tape your mouth and nose shut. I give you a credit chit.

I slit your throat with the credit "chit" User, have a club :smile:

I ram it so far down your throat it rips through the wall of your esophagus. Have a fish stick.

The fuck? How am I supposed to kill with a single fish stick? I hope it's still frozen so I can force it down your throat and suffocate you with it. A cup of Jell-O.

I buy an ant farm tie you up and pour the jello on you. 32 pixels.

I run the pixels on windows 95 and they don't load, the computer then goes into overload and melts all over you. Have a semi-melted PC monitor.

I smash it over your head. Have a Pip-Boy 3000

I ask you what the hell a Pip-boy 3000 is, you respond that you do not know and die from embarrassment. User below, have AIDS

I give you AIDS too? The user below me has a steaming hot bowl of chowder.

I splash you with chowder blinding you then break the bowl over your head and shove the shards down your throat and anus killing you. I give the below user a quark.

A quark is smaller than a quarter and thus, you choke on your penis. User below, have a shower curtain.

I wrap it around you, and throw in a lake. Here, have a dead person.

I hold him by his hands and bash you to death. Here, have Garrys Mod. [editline]11:19PM[/editline] Cd editon.