Post your dreams! - General

In my dreams all the girls let me touch their bodies but nobody ever lets me in. And if they do they turn into a prepubescent boy or something fucked up like that. What would Freud say?

i was driving a 50's nyc taxi through the desert while wearing an old space suit. then i somehow made my way into a jungle and found my cousin next to a crashed cargo plane. he was a us marine for some reason. anyhow, he told me that we'd have to go kill some pirates in some fort. so we went to that fort and killed all the pirates (i have no idea why we did this). then i got into a police car and drove to finland, where everything was orange and really blurry.

[QUOTE=The Jack;42343613]In my dreams all the girls let me touch their bodies but nobody ever lets me in. And if they do they turn into a prepubescent boy or something fucked up like that. What would Freud say?[/QUOTE] Freud would say everything in your dream symbolizes your sexuality. Freud was also wrong, so don't worry. As for me, probably my best dream in my entire life happened a few days ago. It was vivid in terms of my sense of touch. The visuals weren't that accurate, I didn't hear much or I just don't remember but I remember the feeling of many things. Probably due to my sense exercising to make my dreams more vivid. I was in a gigantic form, towering like, 20 meters tall. With every step the ground trembled and the shock traveled up my bulk eventually reaching my actual body inside the larger one. I blame Shingeki no Kyojin for the dream. It was a really sensual dream and in that regard the best quality one so far, but not the most fun.

Took fighting lessons from Michael Jackson. Took dancing lessons from Bruce Lee. Had this dream about three years ago. I don't think I'll ever forget it.

oh man I had a sad dream last night my grandma recently passed away and I wasn't there to say goodbye / I love you or anything, I couldn't even make it to her funeral because it was in a different state and I just can't make the distance (not much money) so last night I dreamt I was in her old house and we were hanging out and I got to spend more time with her that I wish I did irl.

I had a dream once where half of my suburban neighborhood was taken over by nature, and was like some giant jungle, and me and my neighbors had to constantly fight off dinosaurs that attacked us, but we were super casual about it and just kind of talked about school and work while shooting the dinos.

Last night I had a pretty awful dream, in the part which I remember I was on a muddy cliff, all my clothes were covered in mud, and I had a goddamn big (size of my palm) "crater" in my left hand. On the back of the palm the skin was torn open, I didn't see any bones, tendons or red blood or muscle but it still looked pretty bad. Worst thing was, if I touched it in the slightest way, it hurt like hell, even if I touched the front of the palm. Near end of the dream I was so sick that I asked a guy to call an ambulance, and when it arrived I had a lawyer escort me to the ambulance. It wasn't an actual ambulance though, it was a big as fuck hearse (funeral car thingy), the inside of it was like a big room. The driver didn't start driving, instead there was some lady there who interviewed me and my lawyer chatted with some other guy in the car. Around at that time I woke up. Good thing was that I didn't remember the exact feeling of the pain in my hand, but I still knew that in the dream it actually had hurt a lot. Not an actualy nightmare, but not something you'd want to dream about. It might be because on the day before I had read Sensationalist Headlines and I watched the article on Krokodil (Russian flesh eating drug) being spotted in the US, I knew about Krokodil before that, and had seen videos as photos as well, but back then they didn't affect my dreams.

Throughout my life I've been having this extremely realistic dreams that take place in my house, but the weird part is I can only remember tiny still images from each one occasionally and can never remember if I had the dream one day ago or ten years ago. It is really weird and if I remember information from one I quickly forget.

I remember once going into my garage in my dream and I found a bunch of kittens in a box. But all of this sudden, the garage turned into Wal-Mart. Speaking of Wal-Mart, I had another dream where I was looking for a "Wal-Mart Auto-Shopper" that was created in 1991 but there was only 1 of them. I found it behind a bunch of carts. I was also there with my little brother. When I found the Auto-Shopper, Bach's "Air" started playing, and I took it out of the cart corall and I grabbed onto what I thought was a cart behind me, but it turned out it was some random lady's arm. She had a big grin on her face. Me, the Auto-Shopper and the lady then started rocketing backwards, and then I woke up.

I had a dream I was trying to clean a computer virus that made a PC look like WinXP. Avast, Malwarebytes, AVG, HitmanPro, nothing would fix it, so I gave up, turned around and I was a Bethesda playtester playing an Elder Scrolls games for Gamecube. A Redguard was giving people Deus Ex-esque Dwemer augmentations . He performs the operation on a Khajiit by ripping off her legs. Then it all got trippy on a rainbow background. I got up and suddenly I was playing this game in a theater. I left and then I woke up.

i had a dream and there were hookers carrying cake and batman was there and it was fun

I had a dream about being in a warzone. Killing was happening everywhere. And not movie killing.... Actual bullets being shot into people. It felt.... odd. After I ate soup in my dream, then it happened. Yummy soup.

I had a dream where I was in a maze but every time I would change direction the maze would shift :tinfoil:

I only remember one dream. Years ago. I was small. But, it was [I]terrifying[/I]. First, i would awake in my room, when i left, i was suddenly outside. It was, maybe a desert, with rusted metal all around, pipes and walkways, sheet metal buildings in the distance. I see a figure not too far from me. I'm on a walkway, the figure is as well. Strangest thing is, i'm suddenly seeing this from a third-person perspective. I walked up behind him, he turned around, and he was a [I]fucking zombie.[/I] I try to back up. But it latches onto me. I see myself get [I]fucking eaten alive.[/I] Then i wake up. I'm in my room. I remember cowering in the middle of the floor. But i start to hear moaning. And shadows fall across my room's window. those [I]things[/I] burst through. and i'm torn apart. I wake up, again. I went on like this for, five, six times maybe? I try to go out, try to run, try to cower. And it all kept ending the same way. I remember screaming at myself "[I]Wake up, oh god please[B]wake up WAKE UP![/B]"[/I] I woke up after that, for real that time, I cried all night. I didn't sleep well after that. Nowadays i don't dream about much anything. Y'know, close your eyes and suddenly [B]BAM[/B], it's morning. Fucking silent hill kinda man.

i dreamed i was dreaming of a possible solution to a problem i am having. then i woke up from the dream in the dream and the solution worked. then i really woke up and tried the solution. [sp]didn't work. :c[/sp]

I was sitting at a bus stop for whatever reason and then a dude with a thick Chicago accent dressed as a stereotypical mechanic walked up to me, handed me a brown shopping bag, and said "Now, I know you have no idea why I am giving this to you, but you will learn about its true purpose when the time is right regardless of the circumstances." So then around 5 seconds later the bus comes and the bus driver forces me to throw the bag away. I guess I'll never discover the mystery of the bag. [editline]another[/editline] I'm also continuing to have that weird-ass recurring dream of being locked in a boiler room with the talking skeleton that has a cockney accent. The skeleton still insults me or makes a snide remark whenever I try opening the door.

I had a dream my dad was in the kitchen late at night and he bit into a whole pineapple.

Really lame one. So irl I work at one of the two big supermarket chains here in Australia, packing shelves. In my dream I was packing shelves on a long shift and then as soon as the shift was done I went to the rival supermarket and packed their shelves with one of my co-workers??? I think I need to go outside a bit more often. But for now I'm just going to blame it on working six nights a week haha.

I had a dream I was walking down the street and I saw Oprah and I was like "hey Oprah" and continued walking.

I got a blowjob from Eddie the Head

I actualy tried to keep this dream in my head because it was long,detailed and nonsensical and could probably inspire me later on. Parts of it were lucid. Behold the grandest dream i've ever remembered: - Trying to fix these streetlights in the pitch black of night because monsters come out when it's dark. I'm not realy doing anything technical. I'm just touching them repeatedly so that they might come on. - Go inside the house opposite to me, which is well illuminated. My mum and others is inside and i think i search for something and drink a fizzy drink from a plastic cup. Or something like that. This part is difficult to describe. - Go outside. Fall through manhole. Leads to something which should be sewers but looks more like a room from a sewer dungeon from Oblivion or The witcher or something like that. Undead are everywhere. I run to the other side but all the vents and doors won't let me in. I get parts of me ripped off, one after the other by the chasing zombies in the room. - Gargoyle/vampire type thing swoops down and grabs me in its arms as it flies. then it sweats a thick yellow liquid that i took for acid. - Wake up (in dream). told i'm one of them now. There's a hallway to my right which is lined with tables and chairs and upturned shit that you might find in an atic. to my left is a small field .Forward there's a school hallway. There aren't enough walls, like if someone made a map with hammer and Nodraw is still on a lot of surfaces. The hallways aren't [I]in[/I] anything I'm in a classroom. one where the seats are set in rows, rather than the tables i'm used to. There's a Redhead next to me, two males next to her and then a blond with spikey hair that looks a little like Tim Micnhin's who is having a go at me for some reason. - Have you seen [I]Despicable me?[/I] across the field come two or three Large, blue minions (but less cute) with roman legionare gear. I might have dodged a few of their javalins and i think one hit me. I punch them both. Nobody moves for five seconds. They fall down and i think they're dead. I also think someone might have interfered and helped them. Nevertheless people call me a hero. - Someone grabs me from behind but i've learnt how to use the yellow acid sweat mentioned earlier. - I'm under some school tables with A friend of mine. He has three girls nearby, all blond, one of them is also a friend of mine, another is poking me with her feet. I assume they are his harem, despite the personality traits that the real people have. - found self walking back to where i woke up from (hallway on left and field on right). There are three tables on the field. On one there's a naked woman. On the middle one there's a primary school friend (18 now) who's on top of a naked woman. - i go down my hallway. There's a mattress in a piano halfwaydown and on it is the Redheaded girl from the class who wants sex. However i just sit down, she comes to my side, i give her a hug to the side and go to sleep. But there's more. [I]Inception[/I]? - Wake up in a discovery with an interior that's too large and there are no back seats. There's a sink, toilet and a sink/toilet that i can't describe. It drives around a little and i look out the window. Outside there's two orange opposing cliffs with two roads infront of them, A few cars/market stalls, a few caves which look like carved faces with a tribal style (and have lots of stalagmites/tites visible in the mouth) a small forest in the middle and behind that a giant metal barn/shed. - Find myself infront of the barn. The ground here is entirely made up of adjoining baths which are full of thick vegetable soup. my 12 year old brother is sampling them. I'm walking across them. get back to weird Range Rover car. Look out the window some more as it drives around. Can't remember what i was thinking of when i woke up. When i did wake up i reasoned that i should write it down somewhere, but i didn't because i had school.

I had a disturbing one last night. I was back in high school and we went on a school trip. They took us to an abandoned insane asylum for some reason (supposedly to learn about the history or some bull), it was in strangely good condition. The teachers were keeping us there for a while and the students were starting to get aggressive. I somehow managed to find out the teachers were keeping us there to slowly kill the students off, by deliberately and secretly spreading a disease that caused the victim to become increasingly violent. All the other students eventually killed each other but I manged to escape with all of my belongings (which for some reason was a large number of bags) after being chased by an insane student that for some reason was slower than me carrying a good number of kilos worth of stuff.

I had a dream where I was at a museum under attack by terrorists or something. I used the opportunity to steal a shitload of those little Slinkies from the gift shop but I forget what happened after that.

I had a dream that I was in my yard. For some reason, there was a bunch of animals and insects walking somewhere, like ants in a line. My cat was there also. She chased a songbird up a tree in my yard, but it flew away. A baby possum was also in the tree. So, she saw the possum and lunged for it. It went flying off the branch and fell, making it break its back and some of its guts fall out, then my cat let out some sort of lioness roar and devoured it while it squeaked. It was disturbing.

This occurred when I was about 5 or 6 years old. I had a dream where I was out in my grandparent's backyard late at night, looking out into the darker corners of the yard where most of the foliage was. I begin walking out onto the grass, looking around a big tree that sits in the middle of the backyard, peeking my head around it because I swore I heard something skitter around as I made my way to it. It was then, as I looked around the trunk of the tree, I saw two sets of glowing yellow eyes at about my knee level, wavering slightly from side to side. All I could see were those beady eyes, now slowly moving towards me from the darkness of the shrubs and bushes in the far corner of the backyard. I took a huge breath and turned around, running for the door that lead back into the house to get help. I scurry up to the door and latched onto the knob, turning it violently but finding that it was locked and all the lights inside were out save for the dim patio light by the doorway, indicating I was alone in my situation. I quickly turn around to asses their distance and BAM, the strange entities had caught up to me. Two fluffy ducks that looked like Big Bird from sesame street, only with pitch-black feathers, were staring at me and elongating their thin necks so that their heads slowly closed in on mine at eye level. Their bright yellow eyes had small circular black pupils that stared into mine without blinking. A moment later, before their beaks could touch me, I had awoken from my dream.

Carried a big cardboard box around my hometown walking backwards. It was confusing. There were other people carrying the same kind of boxes too but they walked as people usually walk.

I once dreamt I killed my girlfriend, but she always tells me about how she kills everybody in her dreams so I guess she just has a bad influence on me :v:

IRL, flooding in my city got me to skip final exams (Sooo glad) But I had a dream I was just about to do a huge math exam, luckily my cat woke me up right on time.

nukes started going off but no one seemed to care

In my dream last night I was in the bus on the way to school and something went wrong and we ended up going into the sea. The door was stuck and we ended up drowning because we couldn't get out. It was fucking terrifying and seemed so real...