whats the difference between a ferrari and 100 dead babies? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.
whats harder than fitting 10 babies in one garbage can? fitting one baby in ten garbage cans.
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
I don't rape a watermelon before I eat it.
Whats the difference between a good joke and over-used, almost always un-funny jokes?
Dead babies.
[QUOTE=jimcdr;22509063]Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Take your foot off of it[/QUOTE]
OR ROOT BEER!!!
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[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;22524817]OR ROOT BEER!!!
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I see what you did there :smug:
Is there even such a thing as "tasteful" dead baby jokes?
You know what the worst part of raping a baby is?
Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: depends how hard you throw them.
What's worse than a dead baby?
[sp]A pile of dead babies![/sp]
What's worse than that?
[sp]The live one at the center![/sp]
What's worse than [I]that[/I]?
[sp]He has to eat his way out![/sp]
What's worse than [I]that[/I]??
[sp]He wants seconds!![/sp]
What's the difference between your son and an aborted fetus?
About three minutes and a butcher's knife.
Whats funnier then a dead baby?
nothing.
What's the difference between a dead baby and white spray paint?
You can't smash white spraypaint against something to turn it red.
Just made that up, therefore going to hell.
This is a tasteless thread
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