[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17103539]DNA test on cum. Cops find out it's yours. You go to jail for rape and framing someone (is framing even a crime?)[/QUOTE]
Yea...except unless they've got your DNA on record for a previous offense, how would they know who to test? Yea, they are going to line up everyone in the area for a DNA test.
I'd hit the road and explore the world, freeze time and steal food and clothing at my leisure, whenever I was tired, freeze time and sleep the night in a vacant hotel spot, leave and unfreeze and be on my way. Eventually, when I got bored of that, I'd become a super hero and do vigilante work.
I'd do, stuff.
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Ehh fuck it, I'd probably do this.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;17103207]Rape every girl i see[/QUOTE]
And fuck with people's minds.
And rob electronic stores.
i'd steal all the stuff i can't afford that i want
grope...
I would steal cookies.
I'd find someone i really hate, and shit in their mouth.
I'd dress up as jesus and make surprise appearances in churches.
Then shit on the pope.
I would definitely steal money from big chain supermarkets like Tesco, Asda/Walmart, and go spend the money on food from small independant shops, and make regular anonymous charitable donations.
I would also steal electronic goods that I can't afford.
Oh, I would also go into my bank and rob them, because they think it's alright to go about robbing me... twats.
And probably perving on/groping fit girls/guys (y)
Right before one of my enemies takes a sip from his drink, I pause time and jizz in it.
I would sneak into the girls shower at school, etc. (All the dirty stuff like groping). I probably wouldn't rape them (I would feel bad afterwards) but who knows.
I would take money and stuff from banks and stores, and if I ever got bored of that, I would be some kind of superhero, stopping crimes and murders and similar stuff. Then I would get paranoid and insane and kill everyone I can then I kill myself/the government somehow kill me when I unfreeze time because human isn't meant to have that kind of powers :frown:
But that's probably just me.
[QUOTE=NeoShinsei;17103195]What would you do, if you had a magic button that stopped time for everyone but the people holding it.
First off i'd go to McDonalds and rob shit.
Then to the Apple store and set it on fire.
Then the next day in school i'd pause time, pull the headteachers pants down and unpause time.[/QUOTE]
Apple stuff is overpriced, but otherwise quality hardware. Rob it, burning it is just, stupid.
Throw shitloads of knives.
I would freeze time whenever I had to sleep so everyone thinks I never sleep.
Same with food, basic necessities, etc.
And of course fuck with people's minds. :v:
Serious answer: Rape.
Wank in every room of the house.
[i]Twice.[/i]
Touch all of my peers' breasts, fap all over the place, contemplate having sex with them--but then realizing that'd be rape, so I'd refrain simply because it's RAPE; social etiquette guise--and then, content with penis and myself, resume time.
eat cake
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So...so...much
Probably number 1
I would
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Teleportin everywhere.
Second I would pause time punch everyone in my school in the face. Unpause.
Hilarity ensues.
Also
STEAL FROM EVERY DRUG DEALER.
Oh the possibilities...
Money
Sex(ual things not rape, that's just mean)
Freedom
an extra 8-12 hours a day in REAL time, no sleep
and that vigilante idea is really cool.
I'm just imagining how fucked up the world would become if you gave 10 devices that could pause and resume time to different people all around the world in the world's major cities. Shit would go down...
Do my homework i stupidly forgot to do.
Cheat on tests.
Get enough sleep so i can wake up feeling refreshed at 3 AM to do the newspaper route.
Go into the house of someone I hate and spend a week mirroring the house. If the stairs were on the right side, they're now on the left.
Rob.
Fuck girls.
pranks. Sundenlly a bucket of shit appears above someone from nowhere.
Run the marathon naked.
Throw stuff, so I can see it suspended in the air.
Do my homework with only a minute left to do it.
CONQUER THE WORLD
Dress up as Gman and run around like an idiot.
I would mess with people's minds so badly
For example. I'd walk up behind someone at school, tap them on the shoulder, pause time and walk away, unpause. Not only tapping someone, but also maybe kicking them in the shin, or doing strange stuff: like pulling breats out and letting them hang, depantsing. It'd be so awesome. If I could get a hold of a dildo, I'd stick them in some purses. That'd be awesome to see a reaction to that. (or inbetween a girls breasts).
I'd probably die laughing at some time... no doubt.
Freeze time, hunt down all the terrorists, take their guns, replace them with porn magazines. And fuck all the hot girls.
You guys know that there was a "Twilight Zone" about this very thing?
Some dude found a pocketwatch that stopped time whenever the button on top was pressed. In typical TZ fashion, though, he drops the watch while time is stopped and the watch breaks, meaning that he's forever stuck in frozen time.
Pause time. read this thread then unpause time so I can post without just reading the first page so I'm not off topic by the time I read the end.
steal shit, and rape.
[QUOTE=NeoShinsei;17103195]What would you do, if you had a magic button that stopped time for everyone but the people holding it.
First off i'd go to McDonalds and rob shit.
Then to the Apple store and set it on fire.
Then the next day in school i'd pause time, pull the headteachers pants down and unpause time.[/QUOTE]
Why the fuck would you rob McDonalds?
I would take someones underwear off, shit in it, put it back on them, unpause
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