If you could stop time? - General

[QUOTE=Forumaster;17132290]You guys know that there was a "Twilight Zone" about this very thing? Some dude found a pocketwatch that stopped time whenever the button on top was pressed. In typical TZ fashion, though, he drops the watch while time is stopped and the watch breaks, meaning that he's forever stuck in frozen time.[/QUOTE] The Simpsons [img]http://ticklebooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/stopwatch2.jpg[/img]

I would browse facepunch if I could stop time.

it´t not rape... they wont defend themselves....

It's still involuntary sex.

I'd fuck my mom.

Sorry...what?

[QUOTE=Mbbird;17133494]Sorry...what?[/QUOTE] I'd fuck your mom.

[QUOTE=Forumaster;17132290]You guys know that there was a "Twilight Zone" about this very thing? Some dude found a pocketwatch that stopped time whenever the button on top was pressed. In typical TZ fashion, though, he drops the watch while time is stopped and the watch breaks, meaning that he's forever stuck in frozen time.[/QUOTE] 1. He should have been wearing it on his wrist. 2. What shitty watch breaks with you drop it?

De-pants the president.

[QUOTE=8BitLord;17133513]I'd fuck your mom.[/QUOTE] Oh okay.

rape. a lot of it.

Become a magician. Take people off the street and move them several hundred miles from where they originally were. Steal things. Get lots of sleep in frozen time so I wouldn't have to waste real time.

I would pause time and undress all the ladies and unpause. Beat my enemies rotten, and also kick them in the crotch a few times. (Think of that scene from Click) Same would go for people who are picking at me. Set up practical jokes. Move stuff around just to mess with people's heads. Pull G-Man-like stuff. (Appearing out of nowhere, smile like I was expecting you, and then walk around a corner and disappear) Sleep in class or when I need more sleep. (IE: If I'm sleeping so good, get woken up for school, pause and get a lot more sleep before I get dressed.) Steal clothes, guns, knives and ammo. (Having gloves on to avoid prints) Finally, I'd pause time to use the knives to go to kill criminals (Rapists, murderers, etc.) and save hostages. Wouldn't it be freakier than hell to see a man hold another hostage, then all of a sudden there's a slit in his throat, blood sprays, fingers are cut off, is disarmed, and dropping to the ground dying.

[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee;17133855]I would pause time and undress all the ladies and unpause. Beat my enemies rotten, and also kick them in the crotch a few times. (Think of that scene from Click) Same would go for people who are picking at me. Set up practical jokes. Move stuff around just to mess with people's heads. Sleep in class or when I need more sleep. (IE: If I'm sleeping so good, get woken up for school, pause and get a lot more sleep before I get dressed.) Steal clothes, guns, knives and ammo. (Having gloves on to avoid prints) Finally, I'd pause time to use the knives to go to kill criminals (Rapists, murderers, etc.) and save hostages. Wouldn't it be freakier than hell to see a man hold another hostage, then all of a sudden there's a slit in his throat, fingers are gun off, is disarmed, and dropping to the ground dying.[/QUOTE] So you're going to undress and humiliate women, 'beat people rotten', steal clothes and weapons, and then try to be a vigilante?

First Id wear the button on my neck, Then I would stop time for like 3,000 years or some shit man. The entire time I would do one physical activity constantly like making myself jump 500 feet in the air. So yeah id be like a god damn spring.

If you stopped time, you would be moving so fast relative to everything else that you would instantly burst into flames.

I would kill everybody in the world one at a time.

[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;17133903]So you're going to undress and humiliate women, 'beat people rotten', steal clothes and weapons, and then try to be a vigilante?[/QUOTE] Beat the ones who did torment me during school (By which I mean they shove me and do everything humanely possible to start a fight except outright punching, because they KNOW I won't throw the first punch, and if they hit first my actions are self defense), stuff I'd need (A little paranoid), the third explains itself. I'd also bring in Cuban Cigars. Buy a lot, pause time, take them in. Because we all know the embargo is one of the most retarded things. (From shit that happened SO MANY YEARS AGO, fueled from extreme paranoia, and because Cuba was a country with Views "WE" didn't like) Grey morality, I know, but yeah, I'd do that stuff. Or maybe I'll just take money from the criminals I kill, and use THAT to buy stuff. (Which would be good if I killed the richer ones, like drug lords) If I wind up with too much money, it's dumped off at a charity. (I'll also make sure the bills aren't counterfit. It'll also be weird to see money appear from nowhere.) Also, why pick at ME? Most of the people here said they'd RAPE others!

If it's illegal, it'll be done.

I'd kill the heads of the worst entertainment companies around, including Disney

[QUOTE=The golden;17134248]Die of suffocation because the flow of oxygen would stop as well. :downs:[/QUOTE] Luckily I have premature ejaculation. Looks like I'll be raping all the women I want.

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K lol.

Pause time and kick some leader of a country in the balls 50 times during a speech then turn on my TV and unpause time and waatch what happens.

Raep. :smug:

- Rape - Kill - Steal The usual. [QUOTE=Codename 47;17103227]Cum somewhere funny.[/QUOTE] - A baby's milk - A public pool - Someone's coffee - In someone's open mouth - A cat's head - In front of a guys face as he's running/bicycling down the street - In a Cop's coffee - In someone's eye - In someone's nostrils - In your worst teachers mouth - In someone's banana/rice pudding - In someone's shoe I could do this all day, pal.

Rape. Some stupid shit though like pause time and take someones bag and fill it with pencils

I'd steal some new PC parts. I need an upgrade. After that, rape. Just the thought is exciting.

[QUOTE=TAU!;17135058]- Rape - Kill - Steal The usual. - A baby's milk - A public pool - Someone's coffee - In someone's open mouth - A cat's head - In front of a guys face as he's running/bicycling down the street - In a Cop's coffee - In someone's eye - In someone's nostrils - In your worst teachers mouth - In someone's banana/rice pudding - In someone's shoe I could do this all day, pal.[/QUOTE] :ohdear: Hopefully I don't meet you when you stop time.

wow FP is filled with future rapist. I would: Grope :buddy: Steal from banks. (The freaking government takes alot of my money anyways:crying: ) Get a huge LCD tv. test drive some awesome cars. (Yeah yeah I know engins wouldnt run. But I can dream.) mess with peoples minds :D also [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157472/[/url]