• If you could stop time?
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I'd use my powers for valor and justice, becoming a godlike superhero and all-round temporal handyman. Also, maybe to get to college on time when there's almost zero time left.
Also, besides being a total asshole, I would: - Steal from a bank - Put a wad of cash into a homeless man's hands (I was planning on doing this a while ago, with pocket-change, but I had forgotten entirely. Thinking about me forgetting it made me feel like a dick.) - Go to Best Buy, steal anything I've been wanting to get, but just don't have the money for. Especially from their music/DVD sections - Go to a Sam Ash, steal a good guitar for a beginner - Steal EVERY GAME that I could never get because I kept wondering if anyone still played it - Remember to get compressed air-cans (Used to clean dust from computers) - Steal a bunch of games for my consoles (Never have the time or the money to actually get the games I want.) - Go to White Castle, get free burgers from other people who's orders are ready - Clean my wall (It looks like something cried rusty-yellow tears on it) - Do some work on my room [QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17135338]I'd use my powers for valor and justice, becoming a godlike superhero and all-round temporal handyman. Also, maybe to get to college on time when there's almost zero time left.[/QUOTE] Be Chaotic Neutral Batman. Steal a few plasma screen TVs, but stop that rapist from touching that little girl in her no-no area. [editline]01:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=GrayronV2;17135166]:ohdear: Hopefully I don't meet you when you stop time.[/QUOTE] If I knew your face, I probably wouldn't do it. To you, anyway. Maybe your siblings.
I prefer Chaotic Good, personally. I'd do good where laws prohibit. I'd tackle corruption like a rugby player, snap the necks of corrupt pedophilic CEO's and priests, tear out the still-beating hearts of racial supremacists, and carve my terrifying symbol of frozen time into the hearts of the bad guys I choose to let live in fear, as the almighty Captain Chronofrost.
I would study the button and attempt to explain to myself how it works and tears apart everything I know about physics.
I would press the button, and not realize anything has happened. After I realize something has happened I would: Have sexy time with all the girls I like Get computer parts, because I cant afford them Refill our pantry Get some fancy cat food for my cat Enjoy the time while its paused
have sex in different places :D
cry in a corner till I fall asleep, then cry some more, then sleep again, then unpause time after repeting the cycle 20 times.
I'd also probably gain a religious following of people worshipping the Time God (me with the time-stopping powerses).
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I would travel to Gloucester. Which is 300 miles away, across the North Sea, down through mainland Scotland, then down to England.
I would do alooooot of stuff. :P Like rob, rape, kiss, brake, etc.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;17136650]I would do alooooot of stuff. :P Like rob, rape, kiss, [b]brake[/b], etc.[/QUOTE] Piss easy, I can do that on my bicycle while time is going normally.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;17135219]wow FP is filled with future rapist. I would: Grope :buddy: Steal from banks. (The freaking government takes alot of my money anyways:crying: ) Get a huge LCD tv. test drive some awesome cars. (Yeah yeah I know engins wouldnt run. But I can dream.) mess with peoples minds :D also [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157472/[/url][/QUOTE] Let's just say stuff will all still work, it's just people will be in a Ragdoll like state, they'll freeze, and you can move them around. Stuff that would stop is stuff like Radio, TV, etc. But cars, A/C's, Lights, etc, would work.
49 people have agreed to my post. You guys are sick
Everything. If you can stop time and also stop your aging, you are a god.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17136627]I would travel to Gloucester. Which is 300 miles away, across the North Sea, down through mainland Scotland, then down to England.[/QUOTE] I'm going to correct myself here. I would travel the 700 miles to Gloucester.
I'd remove a very large building, and observe the people when they realize what has happened. And cum in their mouths..
Piss on Kaelyn
Steal some guy's sports bike and ride through town with it, punch all the emos I see in the face and ran sack stores for cool shit. Get a quad bike + trailer and move people around the city, like 6 ks from where they were normally and in different clothing. Go into school and turn all desks/chairs/people upside down and run across some motherfucking water because it's frozen remember?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ5_1cXSh-w[/media] anyone? Let's see. I would rob a bank..get money...then buy what I want. It's not illegal because the money will eventually make it back to the bank.
Go to my school, pick a sledge, scream "RED FACTION!", destroying everything I see. And of cource rape.
Go to the white house and cum on obama's chair.
Ah I remember watching clockstoppers. Even though it was ages ago, I remember it was a pretty awesome film :P
I would fight war in afghanistan, go in a terrorist camp alone, start a firefight and stop time. Then i would place every terrorist infront of their own line of fire and start time. Then i would repeat this until afghanistan is cleansed. And do this in Iraq.
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I would set fire to Hannah Montana while she is on stage.
rape also, i would start fires and do crimes and shit, then when the cops come, i pause time and gtfo
Kill anyone els who can stop time, then eat some waffles
[img]http://www.impawards.com/2001/posters/lara_croft_tomb_raider.jpg[/img] or i would reverse the knife that some dude threw at my friend and have it hit him
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