I would stop time before someone imitates Carlos Mencia with the dur ta dur thing with the hand, and actually put a knife there. Hilarity/suicide ensues.
money, rape and revenge.
[QUOTE=Kidd;17139141][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ5_1cXSh-w[/media]
anyone?
Let's see.
I would rob a bank..get money...then buy what I want.
It's not illegal because the money will eventually make it back to the bank.[/QUOTE]
Well that'd suck. It'd be better than nothing sure but you'd need to wear a mask or something.
Yeah I remember watching it. I think I liked it.
Sleep and study mostly.
Drive to a military base and take all the stuff I want.
Funny thing about trying to rape people.
If time is stopped then her vag wouldnt part, its frozen in time.
Explore area 51, Then take pictures and post them on FP.
[QUOTE=peabrain101;17141281]Funny thing about trying to rape people.
If time is stopped then [B]her vag wouldnt part[/B], its frozen in time.[/QUOTE]
I don't think that would be an issue for most FPers. :v:
I would catch that fucking bus...
Crime spree.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;17132290]You guys know that there was a "Twilight Zone" about this very thing?
Some dude found a pocketwatch that stopped time whenever the button on top was pressed. In typical TZ fashion, though, he drops the watch while time is stopped and the watch breaks, meaning that he's forever stuck in frozen time.[/QUOTE]
I remember watching some disney movie about something like that as a kid :/
[QUOTE=peabrain101;17141281]Funny thing about trying to rape people.
If time is stopped then her vag wouldnt part, its frozen in time.[/QUOTE]
Don't think scientifically! Why would our body be unfrozen and let us walk around in frozen time freely if others [I]are[/I] frozen?
Oh, and play Gmod in real life...
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17103251]Probably stop time, then sleep for 10 hours, then resume time. That way I don't waste time sleeping.[/QUOTE]
But you'd end up much older than everyone else that is supposedly the same age as you. So when your 30 you'll be completely grey haired :p
Imagine if bernad did this with his watch, he'd have a broken voice and stubble by the time he was 13.
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[QUOTE=Mbbird;17142192]Don't think scientifically! Why would our body be unfrozen and let us walk around in frozen time freely if others [I]are[/I] frozen?[/QUOTE]
Time stopping is easier to think about if theres some sort of artefact that lets you do it. But then if anyone ever worked it out and stole it from you, you'd NEVER get it back.
I would walk into Nvidia or ATi and steal one of their unreleased GPU's.
And same with Intel.
And fuck a lot of women.
[QUOTE=Almighty;17142782]
Time stopping is easier to think about if theres some sort of artefact that lets you do it. But then if anyone ever worked it out and stole it from you, you'd NEVER get it back.[/QUOTE]
That's why things like becoming a known superhero (vigilante instead) and forming fake religons is bad idea.
Think about it, if time stopped, then nothing would be movable? You couldn't pick people up, because GRAVITY has stopped.. Example.
You see that hot chick, you're in the mood for some sex. You go to stick your dick in, and her vagina cuts your dick, because it's literally frozen in time, meaning flesh, or any material will be as tough as titanium because it would be frozen. Personally, I'd prefer having super speed then time stoppage.
Also, if time stopped, you couldn't move, because your pants, shoes, shirt, ect. has frozen, so you'd need to be nude before you'd stop time.
[QUOTE=FreeHat;17144114]Think about it, if time stopped, then nothing would be movable? You couldn't pick people up, because GRAVITY has stopped.. Example.
You see that hot chick, you're in the mood for some sex. You go to stick your dick in, and her vagina cuts your dick, because it's literally frozen in time, meaning flesh, or any material will be as tough as titanium because it would be frozen. Personally, I'd prefer having super speed then time stoppage.
Also, if time stopped, you couldn't move, because your pants, shoes, shirt, ect. has frozen, so you'd need to be nude before you'd stop time.[/QUOTE]
Get out. Logic is not welcome here.
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I'd prefer super super speed. In that clockstopper movie it showed the bee moving. Bees aren't all that fast...so it only speeds you up so much. They travel up to, according to wikipedia, 55kmph.
I would slap everyone in the face with my cock
Walk through shallow water
Kill rob patterson.
kidnap Jon and Kate's children
/insert Code Geass reference
Matrix Mindfuck
And alot of stuff a normal human shouldn't "Morally" do :smug:
[QUOTE=Eskill;17139753]I would fight war in afghanistan, go in a terrorist camp alone, start a firefight and stop time.
Then i would place every terrorist infront of their own line of fire and start time. Then i would repeat this until afghanistan is cleansed.
And do this in Iraq.[/QUOTE]
How do you plan to get there?
I assume you're not over there
Oh shit I forget time's frozen
just fucking run across the water man
Fuck yeah, be like this bad ass motherfucker and walk to the middle east
[img]http://www.lillyofthevalleyva.com/JesusWalkingOnWater(c)ArtDotCom.jpg[/img]
[b]Uhhh yeah[/b]
[QUOTE=Quantuam VTX;17141343]Explore area 51, Then take pictures and post them on FP.[/QUOTE]
Why didn't I think of that? For sure, I've always wondered...
If I was president I'd just be like "Take me to Area 51". First thing I'd do, fuck the economic crisis there are aliens man
I would put Hannah Montannah in the gorilla cage at the zoo.
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;17151519]
And alot of stuff a normal human shouldn't "Morally" do :smug:[/QUOTE]
I like where you are going :smug:
I would stop time in 2008, before garry integrated the lab with the rest of the forums.
And that way, I would still have the [img]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8338/emotexcited.gif[/img] emote
steal shit, and then raep people with the shit i stole.
take someone randomly off the street with rad clothes, and change them into mine and put theirs on.
[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;17134226]I'd kill the heads of the worst entertainment companies around, including Disney[/QUOTE]
^ Your avatar suits you. At least him in that part of time.
I'd give the pope a wedgie (Simpsons reference).
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