Most Awkward/Embarrassing Moment? - General

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27887048]Bollocks[/QUOTE] What is wrong with you. It's like a demo of the worst MMO ever

Best friend walked in on me while I was rooting through his sister's drawers.

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27887048]Lol. Speaking of awkward, I think I had the most awkward Omegle chat ever just now. You: If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Stranger: BUT I DID Stranger: i got a cockring like you wanted me to Stranger: Y U NO LOVE ME You: Was I asleep? You: I don't remember that. Stranger: im not sure Stranger: you're so cold to me Stranger: HOW WOULD I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE You: Well, babe, what do you expect, after working those long hours? Stranger: well at least you could kiss me good night sometimes Stranger: or smile at me Stranger: you're always so grumpy. You: But you have that Whiskey on your breath. You: Of course I am. You: You're out whoring around at all those clubs. You: I know what you do. You: I have my ways. Stranger: but i dont do anything Stranger: i just go there Stranger: sit there like a boss Stranger: while my friends try to get laid Stranger: with no success Stranger: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, IN A LOVELESS RELATIONSHIP LIKE OURS? You: Then why don't you ever bring me along? You leave me alone to sit at home and wonder where you are? Stranger: I DRINK MY PAIN AWAY You: Oh, sure, that's convenient, drink it away, You: when I get angry I just clean your house. Stranger: why would i take you when you're so cold with me? Stranger: you complain of everything i like You: Maybe I wouldn't be if you treated me like I mattered to you. </3 Stranger: BUT I DO Stranger: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE COCKRING ALREADY Stranger: YOU DIDNT EVEN NOTICE You: Well if I was unconscious, of course not! You: Gosh. You: You act like I don't care. You: Don't you remember that stripper I hired for you? You: That was out of love. Stranger: whatever, i'm fucking your sister and her tits are better than yours. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Wait a second....that was [i]you[/i]? I don't know what's more awkward: the anonymous conversation itself or realizing who one another is on some forum?

I'm horrible at remembering names. Seeing as I barely talk to people I have little interest in knowing outside of school, I'm always partnering up with friends/the same people. So we(classmates+I) are in English, take a test, pass papers around so he(the teacher) doesn't have to grade them. "Alright, please return the papers to their rightful owners and then put them in the basket". Stand up as if I'm going to return it, see friend. Read name on paper, acted confused, ask friend "Where does <name> sit?". Person standing next to friend I asked.

Got some neighbor girls to come over and play truth or dare and strip. Then my mom walked in......

I was like 10 years old. I wet my pants at a [I]girl scout[/I] charity event. There were no bathrooms, who the hell does that?

First time I ever got drunk, I waaaaaaaaay overestimated my ability to hold alcohol, ended up puking all over several of my friends, including a girl I'd been in love with for a few years. It didn't help that they were all so damn nice about it, and kept saying that it happens to everyone for the first time. I'm almost positive that's bullshit.

When I got really high on shrooms, began eating dirt, and asked my friend's girlfriend for a blowjob.

Have any of you guys ever read The Crucible? Last year in my english class we were reading it as a class, and at one point the main character states that his home feels cold and lonely. After we read that bit the teacher asked the class "What do you think he means by this?" and I raised my hand and said "Well, his wife isn't putting out." I think you can put together the rest.

[QUOTE=Insulator;27910588]When I got really high on shrooms, began eating dirt, and asked my friend's girlfriend for a blowjob.[/QUOTE] Bro thats not awkward thats awesome. :golfclap:

too many to choose [editline]7th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=haloguy234;27910625]Have any of you guys ever read The Crucible? Last year in my english class we were reading it as a class, and at one point the main character states that his home feels cold and lonely. After we read that bit the teacher asked the class "What do you think he means by this?" and I raised my hand and said "Well, his wife isn't putting out." I think you can put together the rest.[/QUOTE] i hated that play.