really who is a secret spy
[editline]02:24AM[/editline]
nija'd
[QUOTE=NaziCookie;17854559]Because BubonicCHG is really your mom[/QUOTE]
Shit just got what?
[QUOTE=DeandreT;17854628]Shit just got what?[/QUOTE]
Just got serious
Main character dies.
[quote=teh man;17854665]main character dies.[/quote]
nooo!! Not mr. Rabbit!!
from eating a carrot
ninja'd... oh well
Why don't you come to mommy's room and keep her company? You father is going to be on a business trip for three more days and mommy is feeling lonely. :(
edit: bring the carrot...
Then a the hired stripperx comes in mommy's room...with a CARROT
and stuffs it up her vaj
and then GABE NEWELL APPEARS
OH SHIT GUYS!
Mommy dimms the lights
He crushes everyone.
and eats the carrot.
with his mighty CABBAGE
and then L4d2 was delayed by 50 years
Because gabe ate all the programmers
but then the viking comes and pronounces his love for gabe
and they have
SAXTON HALE?!
Just kidding, he's busy with momma.
Who then grows up to become a world famous :banjo: player
[editline]02:38AM[/editline]
Ninja'd
And then a man named Gat Heme shows up and says
"My names an anagram bettchsds"
and as he whiped out his revolver the carrot starts to attack his crotch
And Gat Heme says
"The game"
and the crotch eats the carrot
but the cabbage takes the blow for carrot
And then Lithifold appears and hes like
"Sup"
He gets shot.
[SPOILER] Penis [\SPOILER]
And then he dies and everyone gets banned for a day
so they may mourne his death.
And garry rapes everyone up the ass.
It is his way of mourning a dear friend.
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