Hey Facepunch, Lets make a story!

[tomoom165]

[QUOTE=NaziCookie;17855169]and then he was seeing [release]ELI DIE[/release] and he was like NOOOOO[/QUOTE]

What? Eli died? Oh my god.... Way to spoil it.

Continue from my sentence...

[AteBitLord]

So we all ate pie.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

But you forget how to eat

[pl0xinat0r]

[QUOTE=Doug52392;17855294]And it timewarped to the first post.[/QUOTE]

so go back to page one and re-read /thread

[nixnax123]

And it timewarped to before the first post

[Missing User]

the end. it had to happen

[nixnax123]

but in the end

[editline]10:14PM[/editline]

a babby was formed

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

[quote=nixnax123;17855377]but in the end

[editline]10:14pm[/editline]

a babby was formed[/quote]

change that!^^ noaw hurry

[editline]03:16AM[/editline]

Chapter 5:

Then after the time warp

[Doug52392]

Suddenly, we all time-warp ahead 401 posts!

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

but imploded from the sudden force

[pl0xinat0r]

and now children (to his now grand children cos he is 401 posts in the future) that is the end of the story.

[nixnax123]

but ploxinator is multitasking two threads

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

and both his hands explode

[nixnax123]

and I inserted my cock into ten of hands

[BubonicCHG]

and they ripped it off.

[Missing User]

with pliers

[BubonicCHG]

they ignore the meaning of all puncuation.

[Membrain]

and then every character died the end.

THIS IS IRREFUTABLY CANON.

[BubonicCHG]

It was dyed purple.

[Mysteryspoon]

Pineapple

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

but then mr. rabbit comes back from the dead stronger then last time and beats up the pineapple

[Doug52392]

and then Spongebob sues Mr. Rabbit for destroying his home.

[Herr Sven]

But then Spongebob is found raped and brutally murdered in a way that looks sacrificial, and the bobby's key suspect is Donald Duck's evil twin...

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

but then patrick comes in and eats spongebob

[Doug52392]

and patrick burps so loudly he bumps the thread detailing his story.

[IhateValve]

Patrick dies of stomach acid tearing his esophagus.

It took about 4 hours for him to slowly die.

Spongebob commits a murder-suicide pact on 20 citizens of Bikini Bottom.

[editline]10:01PM[/editline]

Squidward is :fuckyou:

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

But the almighty Jeebuz catches the falling thread and it keeps on going

[editline]02:01AM[/editline]

Ninja'd

[lol_screwdriver]

and then a guy with a shotgun comes up and blows the fuck out of spongebobs dead body

[Doug52392]

Suddenly, Cthulhu awakes from his sleep in R'lyeh and instills pure madness into everyone on Earth.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

But then that gray ddue comes back with a shotgun and blows his brainnzz...out