[QUOTE=EvilZx;21764064]When people say/do things concerning the internet, excluding video games and such.
Ex: Saying Lol in real life, using random memes out loud.[/QUOTE]
True that!
Babies crying. Ever since I was a child, a baby crying has made me feel extremely aggressive. Once I was left with my youngest brother for about 20 minutes while my mum needed to pick something up (I was about 18, he was a baby). He woke up and screamed non stop and I got to the stage where I was seriously pulling clumps of my own hair out and at the brink of tears.
Luckily my best friend saved me, she tried to calm him down while I went and tried to calm myself down!
As you can tell, I don't want kids.
Another one - schoolgirls (at least the ones I see on the bus). They scream for no reason and think it's funny, they have a piercing loud laugh that sounds like witches and victorian prostitutes, and all dumb their voices down to sound as common as possible. They make me want to slam my head repeatedly into the window when on the bus.
Smacking noises.
like when eating.
[QUOTE=Reflectent;21774976]People who purposely eat with their mouths open are just terrible.[/QUOTE]
Someone named Justin Bieber was the 14th of march this year OMG.
The "Marimba" and "Strum" ringtone on my iPhone.
Wakes me up and makes me wanna kill myself
When people act like little kids. I rage.
Elitist arseholes. :argh:
Meme-talk (i.e. Not the Memetic, culture-evolutionary theory. It's bloody interesting.) in real life.
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.
[QUOTE=Lhp40;21791186]Someone named Justin Bieber was the 14th of march this year OMG.[/QUOTE]
People who think singers are dates of the year annoy me.
How is he March the 14th?
When people act 'gangsta'. Those who do that against me tend to end up with a fist in their face.
Also, Whenever I see people kissing, kinda sickly inlove, I feel kind of Ill. I do not rage, but it feels kind of something is creeping under my skin.
sex because it's not me :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;21789009]This probably makes me sound like an asshole but I hate seeing little kids spending time with their parents. When I was younger my parents were always gone on business trips (usually had a maid but I moved so I haven't seen her since age 11-ish), and even when they were home they never noticed me or spent time with me, so I'm bitter toward people who are privileged enough to have parents who outwardly express their love for their kid.
The thing that comes to mind first is when I was at the pediatrician with my mom a few years ago (I figure I was 12-ish), there was some little girl with her mom and her mom was reading a picture book with her. My mom read me a bedtime story once in my entire life, when I was 5, and it wasn't even reading - she made up a story on the spot about a guy who ate unhealthy food and then had a heart attack and died. :|!
[b]I was five jesus christ[/b][/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
That sucks man.
ANYWAY
*People who can't spell words right in real life
*People who can't spell words right ON THE INTERNET(For Christs sake, it's a big ass dictionary, use Google!)
*Black women being obnoxious and screaming at each other in the hallway "YEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWW I WANT SUM DAT BLACK NIGGAS AZZ RITE DER!!!"
*LIttle Children
*Babys
Scene/Emo wannabes
*Smacking
*People who chew gum like a cow
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Also OP, you must want to be single for the rest of your life if you hate seeing kissing in public, cause you'll have to do that.
When dorky kids think it's funny as hell to say random stupid as fuck meme's from the internet in casual conversation.
Or when 90% of their vocabulary is internet speak and memes.
Or when they overhear your conversation about some very-slightly-skewed-taboo-subject like black people they'll lean in and go "HURR BLACK PEOPLE LOLO!!!"
:argh: GROW THE FUCK UP.
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:argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh:
[QUOTE=XavierStudios;21764061]People who say 'Ummmmm' after every god drat word that they say.
Also, people who think that they have friends.
:derp::smith:[/QUOTE]
Actually, I don't think the "um"s are that bad. It's, like, when, like, people talk like, you know, like this all the time and it just, like, gets on my nerves, you know. We were having presentations on genetic disorders in my biology class and a girl said "like" at least 5 times every goddamn sentence.
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