36. Cum on them with the force of a thousand suns!
Ninja
37. Take a Black Guy with your group to ensure you don't die immediately, after all, the Black Guy ALWAYS die first.
Shoot before asking if they were bitten
BITCH IS HIDING SOMETHING.
39. Better safe than sorry.
40.Attempting to punch Zombies in the face doesn't work
41.Carry as many pills as you can, and when you get hurt, swallow the whole fucking bottle. No, don't look at the label to see what could happen if you overdose, just choke the shit down.
42. Enjoy the little things.
43. Don't let 'em catch you with your pants down.
44. PILLS HERE
caps
45. Don't forget to Reload Doctor Freeman.
46. Limber up.
47. Cardio.
I serioisly would NOT use seatbelt. its much more dangerous to wear it. What if a zombie gets in somehow, or you need to get out quick? seatbelt slows you down a lot.
49. It's NOT a good idea to run out of a safe-zone (House, Store Etc.) just to kill a few zombies.
In the long run more will come because of the sound of the bullet.
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50. Claim your entire fucking farm town as your own. Kill all humans; kill all zombies. Do not eat zombies, humans though? Well, it depends what mood your in. Remember: Cannibalism is just like hunting but harder! Sulfur + Charcol + Salt Peter = gunpowder + christmas light primer + Standard parallel switch circuit = Booby traps for your new one man kingdom. Zombies will not be your biggest problem, food and water will be. Humans will also pose a large threat. When a group of travelers tries to enter your land kill off half of them without letting them see you. You will establish phycological dominance and then you can ask (via note or other second hand communication) What their intentions are and if they are willing to pay their food and ammo to pass through town. If they refuse, fell free to kill the remaining half, but try to keep the kills to headshots. You already took out half of them with explosives, so their meat can't be taken and you need food! If you want to, preserve the corpses with arsenic or some other chemical and keep them in a lawn chairs on the edges of your kingdom to scare other travelers. You could always just bury them though; the more people that come into your kingdom thinking it's safe the more people you can kill!
51. Look into making a birdhouse, it's cheap and can releave stress!
52. ANYTHING can be used as a weapon, whether its a teddy bear or a lead pipe.
53. Taking pictures of zombies helps you become better at surviving them.
54.Never get yourself stuck in an infected mall and stuck waiting for three days to pass so you can get a ride out.
55. Kill all old ladies with dogs. It will lead to zombies getting in and you teleporting across a room.
( theseltsamone, Your a bit screwed up.)
56. Stock up on ammo
57. Power in numbers
58. Alcohol is currency.
59. Your best friend is your best tool. One word... bait!
60. Lock doors.
61. Make sure you play Let the bodies hit the floor while recording your zombie killing to make a generic montage.
62. Tape a camera to your forehead for the generic Zombie killing montage to begin with.
63. Making montages are stupid. Your wasting your time, who will actually find them?
Cardio :3:
64. Make a YouTube for zombies.
65. Zombies post generic runescape vids, Rage and kill them all
66. Haul ass
67. Repeat rules 3 or more times on less then 2 pages.
68. Don't
69. Sex.
70. Do stuff
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