71. Make a Facepunch thread "Woohoo I'm da last man alive", Get flamed by other survivors.
71.Get to the choppa.
72. Beware of bathrooms
73 If you ARE going to use a gun, use a silencer.
74 Always have a big edged wepon (like a machete or big knife
75 Wear a fancy hat
76. Use spears, zombies wont reach near you.
77. Always get your own meat. Dead animals that you find could be infected! However, if you find a dead human and the corpse does not change for 35 hours, feel free to have a feast!
78.
Stay in the air, unless the birds become zombies too
79. Don't say cardio AGAIN. 80. You don't have to reload a knife. 81. "We got'ta head to the sugar mill!"
82: Don't over do it, but carry multiple weapons and know the pros/cons of each:
Gun = Ammo, Jamming, Penetration, Ya gotta shoot 'em in the head, or at least the legs
Bladed = Weight, Sharpness, Breaking, Being covered in gore, Still has a head, it ain't dead
Blunt = Weight, Breaking, Being covered in gore, Must crack 'em open to be sure
EDIT: Unarmed = Unless you're on the Phobos or Deimos moonbases and therefore have access to Berserk Packs or happen to be Ryu, Ken or any other fighting game character, avoid unarmed combat
83: Avoid close/melee combat unless you really need to.
84: Save some Pills for others/in case you somehow find your way there again.
85: Contrary to pop culture, a Chainsaw is a terrible anti zombie weapon. Its heavy, needs fuel(which adds weight) and gets gunked up really easily.
85. Maybe you might want to check the back seat.
86. Looks like there's been a change of plans.
87. If you hear epic music playing in the backround, it's a tank
88. When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit
89. Don't startle the witch
90. Learn to use your guns effectively.
91. Have lots of back up plans.
91a. No seriously, make like 5 for every situation.
92. Sometimes, some rules are made to be Broken.
/zombielandquote
93. Eat zombie hearts to gain their courage.
93a. No, Thats stupid
94. There are only 37 or so rules
Rule 95.Dont be a hero
96. If your an attractive female, you'll live happy.
[QUOTE=NateDude;22294318]96. If your an attractive female, you'll live happy.[/QUOTE]
unless your slutty, ever had sex, mentioned thinking about it, etc.
97. No matter what you learned from L4D2, if you spend all your time playing it you wont survive the apocalypse.
[QUOTE=LSK;22292159]88. When [B]this baby hits 88 miles per hour[/B], you're gonna see some serious shit[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2594/rocketbabah.png[/IMG]
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