You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[TheCumScoundrel]

curl up and cry

[Erfly]

Catnip.

[FalconKrunch]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK A SKELETON

[DokVis]

Steal his pot. and his flag

[sir whoopsalot]

Sweet! I partied with Serj Tankian!

[Foxconn]

Anal.

[gingee703]

I'd tap it

[Doomlord]

I'd get away from it, everyone knows how dangerous drop bears are.

[kahgarak]

what the christ

[Praetastic]

I'd be massively creeped out.

[Doomlord]

Let's do it again.

[Spudgun]

"Ugh, one giant leap for mankind indeed"

[geoface]

make sweet zombie love

[kahgarak]

oh god yes

[FlashFireSix]

"Honey you look...Different?"

[Death_God]

hit it with my crowbar

[kahgarak]

ASS

[acds]

Check if it's male or female first off.

[escher]

Oh god what have I done

[kahgarak]

That is undoubtedly a moustached, glasses-wearing man. Nothing else.

[Nibroc]

Run.

[4444]

I know it's kinda large and all, but there's no way that thing was in my ass.

[Riller]

AAAA

[HeavyGuy]

Wonder where this corgi came from and what it's doing sleeping on my bed and not on the floor or something.

[TaniaTiger]

Assume I've had the best night of my life

wait shit ninja'd. I don't want dragon sex

[Gay4Grandad]

Lady's not gonna like this.

[Glorbo]

get out of my bed, smug bastard

[bIgFaTwOrM12]

I dunno, put it on the mantle piece I guess.

[Riller]

Well hello there, handsome.

[CaioLugia]

I didn't get rabies or scabies...
Did I? DID I???