• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Wear his sunglasses.
:3
*Bends over to pick up a can*
Cut your testicles off
What a badass.
Sup you two?
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;38176603]Now that mofo is stealing my girls![/QUOTE] Twice.
Monkeyburg.
It's the sloth again.
Fuck the dinosaur with my augmented dick [SUP] My dick is augmented.[/SUP]
Wow! Those augments [B]really[/B] work!
You need your ass augmented.
You were great, I'll tell you where Freeman is now.
Damn dude. I have no memories of last night. We were rockin' the party again? But hey, no offence. Bros shouldn't sleep in the same bed if it can be avoided.
I can't remember going to sleep out side :S Pic of me sleeping to help you think lucky next poster!!! [THUMB]http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/406111_4234196971652_1210223651_n.jpg[/THUMB]
This isn't a thread of post pictures of yourself while looking like a faggot while you're sleeping. Anyway you shouldn't use pictures of yourself on FP at all. Makes you look even more like a moron and you'll get mocked for it. Anyway I'll go on here: I'd murder you and collect your testicels as trophy.
I shall sabotage your augmented body.
this isnt facebook, you dont use your face for an avatar.... also nice sunglasses, dont eat me
Oh... Hi...
Oh hello moto.
Hellooooooo.
Rip your sunglasses off this time and shove your previously ripped off testicles in your mouth. I hope it's tasty.
Fucking hell Adam you sure are a sneaky bastard.
I never asked for this. fuck sake Jump out the nearest window.
I eat it
The military is here. This is bad.
Apparently the price was right.
Felt good, except the scalpel.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piJaxkCo19o[/media] I woke up one morning, and much to my surprise. I found myself looking straight, into Colin's eyes. I wanted to scream, but I did this instead. I told Colin, "Get the hell out of my bed"
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