You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[yazrak]

hope i rrerrd with it last nite

[revan740]

Deadly robot with a Russian accent? Scream and run away.

[venn178]

Get a load of this fag. I bet he had a dick in his butt.

[CaioLugia]

Ninja'd

Really hope It were a female dog...
Oh, and check for scabies.

[Curls]

what the fuck is it

[1legmidget]

Fucking Time Lords.

[DokVis]

The fuck.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=1legmidget;37741708]Fucking Time Lords.[/QUOTE]

11 time lords 4 other dudes

this is going to be a long day

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;37741719]The fuck.[/QUOTE]

even that guy is there making it an all weeker

[Zillamaster55]

Die

[Xieneus]

run away

[Perogi Palooka]

Proclaim loudly "IN THE NAME OF KANE!"

and then march myself to the closest GDI barracks and blow myself up.

[Knight Vista]

Wanna go in for some.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tmvq-mKPks#t=1m17s"]Overtime?[/URL]

[soupman345-2]

"Damn im still wasted"

[genyus]

Slowly wispery "What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

[Muggy]

MORE SEX

[Mr.Twizzle]

I bawl my eyes out in terror.

[escher]

"Oh god what have I done"

[Muggy]

Shave off his mustache :v:

[RockmanYoshi]

Ask him a question.

[Havoc Ryder]

"That's the last time I drink fishbowls"

Get it??

Fuck.

[Xieneus]

I would locate the nearest lamp and bash my head into said lamp.

[Riller]

I'd look for a second, then smile and just... Nod.

[i]YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH[/i]

[Owlex]

I wouldn't even know if I was awake or not.

[Winters]

Check my pulse

[PILLS HERE!]

Remain in bed.

[Blazyd]

Honk the horn

[Keegs]

Could've been worse.

[Mike_Tyson]

I'd wonder why he's crying.

[The Pfeiffenator]

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;37743112]I'd wonder why he's crying.[/QUOTE]

I would say, "Sweet pip boy".

[kloaz]

Get in a corner and start crying.