You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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*Throws bacon out window*
Doesn't mean I follow it.
I am a sloth.
Sloth's are slow, which means they're easy to have for a snack.
Oh god
I KNEW Pac-Man was real!
are you the jesus of suburbia?
Why do I keep waking up with furries in my bed?
Why do I keep waking up with a sloth in my bed?
dragons? wat.
Grab a shotgun and shoot the tires. I am trying to sleep here.
That drunk driver won't destroy my bed when I melt his car!
Edit: How about I put you to sleep?
Fuck me again!
With malicious intent.
I'll join if that's not too much to ask for.
You're free to join.
Is that a hyperbeam?
I don't know what you are but that smile makes me think I did something good.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38216588]I don't know what you are but that smile makes me think I did something good.[/QUOTE]
guess I'll have to buy a fursuit now or something.
Be intimidated
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.