• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Oh gawd I'VE KILLED AGAIN!!!! Fuck, good thing it's small; I'm a bit short on chicken wire.
Dude, I'm alive.
Another slow night, I guess.
[QUOTE=ironman17;38260247]Another slow night, I guess.[/QUOTE] *Ba-dum-tiss* [sub][sub]Why the fuck was this rated useful?[/sub][/sub]
Oh, it's you. Wanna have sex again, Sloth?
Sure. Woo top of page. A little bit of Halloween humor: [IMG]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/106/7/5/call_of_cthulhu__still_sane_by_humon-d4wepbs.jpg[/IMG]
Yeah, RIP.
D:
Happy>
Where is Stimpy?
guess I am sleeping with an animal
Guess I am sleeping with 1/4
Guess you poisoned me in my sleep.
Well, maybe I did too, or maybe it was just a hug.
Or maybe I just used yawn and you dreamed that you poisoned me.
I did poison you. [IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/51118976/valentine12sadisticFP.png[/IMG]
Say baby, let me give you a dose of my drug I call love.
Guess last night I was making bacon. (as a sidenote I'm waiting for an avatar of some trousers)
Comfy bed, isn't it?
Play dead.
Play with "dead" body.
Pull out a K98 Bayonett and ram it into its vulva.
Pull that helmet down over his face.
Read some books with and talk.
Check for missing parts.
Wasn't much sleeping [I]that[/I] night. Except I'm missing a liver. edit: scream
What the hell is that? Did someone attach dirty sniper rifle scopes to both my eyes?
It's time to get down and boogy till I can't boogy no more!
Say nothing and go back to sleep
Mom said Santa wasn't real...
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