You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Murkat]

Salute him on a job well done.

[Lolx0rz]

Hail! King Dino!

[MechaKat]

Hail! Queen sloth!

[Lolx0rz]

How is my loyal court jestercat?

[MechaKat]

Hungry.

[Lolx0rz]

Go eat a Mouseketeer.

[MechaKat]

What about the Hitler of Facepunch?

[Lolx0rz]

He can go get baked.

[MechaKat]

If sloth's get drunk, you'd be surprised how fast they move.

[Lolx0rz]

Is it the sloth moving fast? or the cat moving slow?

[aliensoldier]

Stomp it.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=aliensoldier;38280974]Stomp it.[/QUOTE]

Rape it.

[H.Drescher]

[QUOTE=aliensoldier;38280974]Stomp it.[/QUOTE]

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38281054]Rape it.[/QUOTE]

[aliensoldier]

[QUOTE=aliensoldier;38280974]Stomp it.[/QUOTE]

(it's getting old)

[Fenrisulfr]

See if he left any reichsmarks lying around.

[Lolx0rz]

What the fuck were you cosplaying as?

[aliensoldier]

Deinhard, I want to hear zat G43 sing!

[Lolx0rz]

I have no idea what you just said.

[SaberVS7]

Pet it.

[Lolx0rz]

Shazbot!

[SaberVS7]

Shazbot.

[TextQUAKE]

[VGCR] You rock!

[Lolx0rz]

I have no idea what you are.

[MechaKat]

*runs off with the sloth*

[jonoPorter]

I had a dream!

[Infab]

Oh god, Jensen.

WE HAD SEX.

[Lolx0rz]

*gagged hello*

[aliensoldier]

Get the shit outta my bed finally!

[Doomlord]

That was one hell of a battle, Kamerad.