You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Infab]

When I said I love the moon, I didn't mean it like this.

[ironman17]

Well, lucky I got that special kinda fever, the one whose prescription is a hot nurse.

[Storm]

Oh god. I am NOT having sex with an old guy. I'm not even gay!

[Infab]

Give me a few blocks of diamond, and we can go all day this time.

[CaioLugia]

I'd wonder how many and how big where the dicks she dug into me...
And I'd look for any whip scars on my back...
It seems I just had a very hard night with a BDSM enthusiast...

[Clunj]

Probably cry.

[Lolx0rz]

How old are you? 90?

[andololol]

Oh god not the sloth again, first you try raping me and now I'm in your bed!?

[Doomlord]

The fuck is in my bed?!

[Infab]

And so the sexy moon has returned.

[OffTheRoad]

hug her tightly.

[Lolx0rz]

Cool-a-snake.

[MechaKat]

Hypnosloth gow awai.

[kazookie]

Holy shit.
Pet the animal and get the fuck out of the room.

[Lynrax]

uhm.
this is too awkward

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Lynrax;38289100]uhm.
this is too awkward[/QUOTE]

[KoyaGhost]

Why is this sloth EVERYWHERE!?
Why am I sleeping with animals?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE? ANNNGGGGGSSSSTTT~

[Lolx0rz]

I'm everywhere because I can be.

[katt]

Go back to sleep, hope he's gone when i wake up again, if not, run away.

[Lolx0rz]

Feed it a carrot.

[ironman17]

Why have these nights been so slow lately?

[Lolx0rz]

Because you keep on stopping to make me tea.

[katt]

Oh god no...
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38289265]Feed it a carrot.[/QUOTE]
But... i ain't a bunny!

[editline]2nd November 2012[/editline]

ninja'd, but still correct

[Lolx0rz]

You are now. *inserts rabbit tail into them*

[Lynrax]

get scared as fuck

[SaberVS7]

Well...

*Lights molotov cocktail(s)*

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Lynrax;38291151]get scared as fuck[/QUOTE]

[SaberVS7]

Shoot it with the most overpowered pistol ever.

[Lolx0rz]

VGW

[h4ngman]

I've just fucked a sloth