You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[HWECQI]

Goddamn that shit must have lasted a long time, you mad stallion you.

[katt]

Hello there, can i have some popcorn too?

[Lolx0rz]

Time to put bunny rabbit ears on you.

[Rebi]

I'll try and assume the best and hope all I did was kidnap it from a zoo and did nothing more.

[Ex-President]

Damn it, Pyro. My innocence is not the BLU flag and you will not take it!

[Saint Lime]

Jump out of the nearest window.

[MechaKat]

Steal his glasses.

[Triarii]

purrr

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Ummm hi.

[MxOAgentJohnson]

I'm ok with this

[Infab]

This man has a top hat.

I'm okay with this.

[Ex-President]

Hides in corner

Ashamed of what happened

Thoughts of suicide are beginning to take shape

[Tibbolax]

Hey President :3

[Doomlord]

You don't look like the girl I slept with last night.

[W_alex]

I slept outside? Why is it still dark out? Why is there a thunder storm? Well at least the moon is out on this cloudy da- OH MY GOD!
Edit: Worst page king

[Storm]

OH DEAR JESUS *pulls out bomb and shoves it in your face*

[ijyt]

Nothing.

[woot5k]

Kill myself later that day.

[Storm]

I'd rather not.

[UntouchedShadow]

Stop taking my furniture or I'll cut off your Ender Pearls.

[ironman17]

*meep*

[Foxconn]

Is that you, Julian Assange?

[Storm]

Are you a boy or a girl? Its hard to tell by the pixelation.

[ironman17]

I can't even look you in the eyes anymore...

[MechaKat]

rawr

[smallpants]

fuck

[Doomlord]

[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;38301905]fuck[/QUOTE] Yeah!

[SaberVS7]

Shoot it with my insanely OP pistol until it explodes.

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Wear his top hat.

[Doomlord]

Yeah!²