• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Holy Scheisse!
Steal his uniform. Nazi's had some nice threads.
Not bad.
[B]Smashing![/B] *then I do something with my hands* (realistically, it'd be OH GOD)
It's my line.
Good morning, sunshine.
Burn the fascist dog for the motherland!
Stay in bed a bit longer
No.
pet it and use my soothing voice to calm it.
Hmm... not bad.
:suicide:
Jack Hoff Teumen? Is that you?
Why is my vagina two feet wide
CUUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU BUZZ LIGHTYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAR!
:dance:
Well... Uhh... Ok.
Dear god.
Slay it and harvest its flesh because I'm pretty sure that is giant, living piece of candy corn.
Run.
Aww your a pervy little kitty, aren't you?
What.
"Oh hey aug-bro what's up?"
Wear his top hat again.
Ambush it on it's way home and threaten to rape it.
Take the tophat for myself
da fark.
Pop the tires
What.
steal gold membership
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