You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Storm]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?

[Doomlord]

I am fucked as soon as I look who's lying next to me.

[Storm]

Must've been one hell of a party.

[SaberVS7]

"Hey eyesbro what's up?"

[Chilblain]

How does that hat stay on your head?

[Storm]

Hello sexy.

[ironman17]

Still can't look you in the yes after what happened.

[UntouchedShadow]

*Meep*

[jonoPorter]

Disco.

[Iwantmycumbak]

steal gold membership again

if you look closely, there's that bread guy i can't remember the name of in the window in my avatar. that was who you wake up with, not the front of a house.

[LoSt PrOpHeT213]

I dont even- Wait what?

[SaberVS7]

Use the power of my tophat to burn it alive.

And if that don't work, use Magnum.

[Doomlord]

I hope it's a girl.

[Storm]

STOP GETTING IN MY BED

[Iwantmycumbak]

endermen don't have genitalia

[Storm]

Jesus christ why are you back in my bed

[Doomlord]

I love you.

[aliensoldier]

SCHREI MICH NICHT AN

[Doomlord]

SCHREI NICHT SO WENN ICH NEBEN DIR LIEGE!

[smallpants]

Watch cartoons from the 60's

[Iwantmycumbak]

RAPE DAT ASS

[Storm]

*gets out shotgun and threatens to shoot them*

[LoSt PrOpHeT213]

"Don't look at it, Don't look at it whatever you do don't look at it"

[Storm]

If you're a girl, then most definitely.

[Iwantmycumbak]

Take revenge

[jonoPorter]

Rip him to pieces and make him stop attempting to steal my friggin gold membership.

awfagsahdaw

[MechaKat]

I preferred you with the hood on.

[Unisath]

JESUS FUCK IT'S A FUCKING PUMA

[jonoPorter]

Nope.

[SaberVS7]

Try to steal it's gold membership