• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Consentacle.
I dunno about you, but I think we need to take this relationship stuff a little slower. I mean, you keep on showing up under my covers, then hog the shower for ages, during which time I manage to dress, watch an entire ChuggaaConroy LP and make french toast. I think we need some time apart so you can work on your speed.
Why politicians find me attractive?
Dude, this is not skitty x wailord action.
MMMMMYEAH Nice and slow baby.
Oh yeah paint that shit.
oh nooooooo
OH YEAH! [IMG]http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn30/chozoridley/kool-aidman.gif[/IMG]
NOPE
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38336714]OH YEAH! [IMG]http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn30/chozoridley/kool-aidman.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Try and have sex with it but then realize it's beastiality and go to prison.
Why would I be having sex with a potato?
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38340392]Why would I be having sex with a potato?[/QUOTE] Oh my god dude, you have no idea how much I laughed from that.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Poke his eyes out.
Kill it and turn it into a coat.
Why is a [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/avatar_banned.png[/IMG] in my bed?
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38342370]Why is a [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/avatar_banned.png[/IMG] in my bed?[/QUOTE] Hey little sloth We'd better return you to the zoo today.
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=248633&dateline=1352139661[/IMG]
NOPE
Yus
shit
Burn.
Shoot it in the eyes.
god damn it no!
Requiescat in pace.
light bed on fire and run away
Light the bed on fire and don't run away.
please don't burn me
Well played.
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