• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Wonder if I am being hypnotized as the walls seem to spin in pretty colours. Hopefully not though...
Fucking hate snakes
Hush, you secretly love them, how else would you have ended up sleeping with one?
You again!
Oh hello again.
I could drive on your bald head.
Hope that it's not in the mood to drive over innocent snakes.
You're no innocent snake to me.
Hmm, I wonder what you mean by that.
You look pretty smooth. Don't worry, I'm not as big and heavy as you think.
That's the last time I drink and drive.
Again... I need to stop hammering you.
I can't find any words.
So I slept with the moon....
So I slept with a boob-molesting nurse?
Wow! You really reward people for picking up cans.
Seriously, sloth, fuck off my bed. Do I satisfy somekind of fetish to you?? Or were you sent by salty?
You just crushed my bed man..
Why is the moon in my bed again?
disco never dies
Apparently I left my radar on.
Can you check me again please..? it hurts down there..
Close the blinds and go back to sleep, sleep is nice when its stormy out... and when you're seeing faces on the moon.
Oh god.
"Oh sorry. Lemme put your hood back up"
Is that a eyepatch? Awesome I say.
So uh, better than that asshole Casper, right?
Fuck. I killed another one. I need to stop using so many stimulants and such.
how do cartoons have sex
Why don't you come inside and under these blankets? It must be chilling out there by this time of the year.
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