• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Do me like you do those girl's in hentai :quagmire:
Oh, I've got a nice surprise or two for you~
Sex?
Hmm, just let me show you my pocket pythonsssss...
Oh god this is the last time I sleep next to a snake's nest.
So, pirate lady, want me to swab yer' poopdeck?
Oh dear.
Robo Pterodactyl, I can get used to this.
(¬‿¬) Sloth-King reigns supreme. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CwiES.jpg[/IMG]
Jesus fucking Christ a sloth get in the car.
Can you do that pineapple-yoyo trick? c:
I'd just run far away.
Now that I swapped your poopdeck, want me to patten down the hatches?
Go ghost buster on it!
Pull out a 12 gauge and paint my walls with it's blood.
Claim it as my pet. Sloths are awesome.
I'm okay with this.
Throw it out of my window. Any thing with a smile like that can not be trusted!
Wanna go again?
Seems right, for some reason.
I have swabbed your poopdeck, patten down the hatches... Shall I proceed to hoist the main sails?
ahhhhh spookie gosty
Wait... just what the heck is that?
Hi robot boy
I would question anything. There is a Zaku next to me. It's time for a joyride Zeon style. -ninja'd- Run. Ghosts are spooky.
Now that I have hoisted the main sails after I patten down the hatches and swabbing your poop deck. Shall I go full speed ahead?
[I]W-w-why are you smiling like that?[/I]
My bunghole! I've faaaaaiiiiled you!
Alcohol~
Why.
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