You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[mewsein]

I cuddle him and fall back asleep.

[editline]12th November 2012[/editline]

I have no avatar you lonely barstard.

[Lolx0rz]

You have no avatar so I decided one for you.
[IMG]http://images03.olx.com.pk/ui/2/92/05/16768705_1.jpg[/IMG]

[Boo Ghostie]

TAKE MY GHOSTLY BODY AS SACRIFICE, ALMIGHTY SLOTH LORD!

[MechaKat]

I'm much more scary than a ghost in heat.

[jiggu]

A dragon? Better just be Alexstrasza sleeping in dragon form, otherwise my butt hurts.

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Was I really that bad? :c

[jonoPorter]

Finally a female human instead of that sloth all the friggin time!

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=jonoPorter;38420169]Finally a female human instead of that sloth all the friggin time![/QUOTE]

That isn't a female [B]human[/B].

[jonoPorter]

Well... shit.

[Appellation]

how many gottdamned sloths have fuckin fucked? eh? why the fffffffuuuuuuuuck am i always feckin sloths when im pissed?

Edit
oh, now i've got egg on my face, eh? Well, that and stubble....and gin

On or off with the damn hood, [B]pick one[/B]

[kobalt]

How'd I get in the mountains?

[Infab]

I must be trippin', because that candy corn has a mouth....

[Lolx0rz]

Eh? Wha? Why do you have a scalpel?

[Boo Ghostie]

You did not accept my sacrifice, Sloth

[CaioLugia]

Hmm... Must have been a haloween party...
I'd go back to sleep.

[Dukov Traboski]

Oh god why does this keep HAPPENING!?

[Boo Ghostie]

Well... Fuck I'm out of Pirate-Related sexual innuendos.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Boo Ghostie;38421848]You did not accept my sacrifice, Sloth[/QUOTE]
The Sloth Lord does not need to tell one of his most loyal subjects that he accepts their sacrifice.

[QUOTE=Boo Ghostie;38422021]Well... Fuck I'm out of Pirate-Related sexual innuendos.[/QUOTE]
Y'arr.
[IMG]http://www.imperial-library.info/sites/default/files/dogate_til_fishystick.jpg[/IMG]

[MechaKat]

How many times do you come here?

[Brandit]

Goddamn divebomb out the window.

[Loctopus]

I hate cars so much...

[Lolx0rz]

Fap.

[MechaKat]

Tap.

[ironman17]

[I]Does this unit have a dick?[/I] I hope so~

[Ex-President]

I give you 10000 points.

[suttles]

what did i smoke last night

[Adam_Roman]

I make sure my ass isn't facing him and go back to sleep.

[Dukov Traboski]

Steal his hat

[Nefarious]

Round two?

[Boo Ghostie]

So uh, do I still owe Two Grand by Thursday?