• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Oh fuck, I'm going to jail.
Have a seizure-boner.
stick it in bill murray pooper
D'OH!
STOP GETTING IN MY FUCKING BED YOU RAPIST
Try not to make eye contact. As for reacting, I'd ask him where's his hands.
Oh, hey Shaq.
>Rape
I'd crawl into a corner and cry.
Snuggle some more.
Is that a dragon? Sweet
Why is there snow in my bed?
It's Christmas, enjoy the delicious se..snow on your covers
But you screw one dog...
What just happened? Who are you?
Suck his dragon dick.
I'd still hit it.
[QUOTE=Bling1907;38433655]I'd still hit it.[/QUOTE]
We can repeat this.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past... That was hot last night...
Awwww, hey.
[QUOTE=Prototype556;38436117]Awwww, hey.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MechaKat;38436143][QUOTE=Prototype556;38436117]Awwww, hey.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
I say one thing. . .
I am okay with this.
I'm not.
Do you want to get some coffee or...?
Stay. Ask about the eyepatch.
Are you a chef?
There's something "dropped" on your cheek... Care If I drop It again on 'nother round? C:<
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