You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[revan740]

"My weaboo friends fucked with me again,"

[Whatsinaname]

I'd probably wonder who the hell he is, and pray that nothing actually "happened" the other night.

[wauterboi]

There's so much of the bed left. Scoot over. You don't have to be all up in my face.

[Fence]

"Hello, handsome."

[CaioLugia]

Wonder myself how the hell I only wake up with men by my side.

[HeavyGuy]

Hope we fucked harder than we partied.

[Jordax]

[I]'Good lord, how smashed was I? Wait a second, I don't remember that my bed was this close to the floor.'[/I]

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;37751656]Hope we fucked harder than we partied.[/QUOTE]

[editline]22nd September 2012[/editline]

Damn ninjas...

[Zeldabro]

let it suck my dick

[liquidMountan]

i didn't know the petting zoo had a christmas party

[TheSporeGA]

sex

[Kube]

Ouch.

[The Worm]

Not bad.

[asteroidrules]

Call the police.

[Slowbro]

Oh no I boinked a horsey

[Mikesword221]

Oh fuck.

[Doomevil]

Vampire chicks are hot.

Fuck, Crabs are not hot.

[CanadianBill]

Depends what's under the... sunglasses

[buttered_toast]

nonononononononononono
[i]no[/i]

[Bladerunner]

fart in its mouth

[Mr.Twizzle]

Steal its cloak.

[Dipper]

Something like this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtyvlzVm7Y[/media]

[Bladerunner]

more sex

[Kidd]

Light a fire in the bed and leave.

[Riller]

Oh hey beauti- GAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK YOUR NECK! (My actual reaction to seeing the avatar, too.)

[Bladerunner]

cry because sex with dog

[kahgarak]

Neat.

[ottr]

Oh god

[Praetastic]

My bed is not a zoo, who put an otter in it while I was sleeping?

[KlaseR]

uhh, not sure what the hell that is.