You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Gorou]

How the hell did a toy car with a christmas hat get into my bed, let alone up the stairs?

[editline]now[/editline]
*Ninja Rap*

Eh, could be worse. I just pretend it's a girl.

[Lancer]

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;38480126]Lance, why aren't we robbin' a bank?[/QUOTE]

Nigga! lets roll out and do this thang
[IMG]http://www.massappealnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bank-Robbery.GIF[/IMG]

[Ms. Gyroscope]

I touched his Tra-La-La. His Ding Ding Dong.

YOU FUCKING NINJA

[Brandit]

YOUR HYPNOTICY TRICKS DON'T WORK ON ME!

[aNoire]

Hey, I just met you . . .

[inaba]

[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;38488016]How the hell did a toy car with a christmas hat get into my bed, let alone up the stairs?

[editline]now[/editline]
*Ninja Rap*

Eh, could be worse. I just pretend it's a girl.[/QUOTE]

Seems like I was faster than you.
Makes my profile picture fit a little bit more.

[Lancer]

[QUOTE=Prototype556;38488136]Hey, I just met you . . .[/QUOTE]

And this is crazy...

[aNoire]

But here's my number. . .

[Waffuru]

Wanna go again?

[CaioLugia]

[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;38488327]Wanna go again?[/QUOTE]

[aNoire]

[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;38488327]Wanna go again?[/QUOTE]

[Lolx0rz]

Want me to make some breakfast?

[Doomlord]

You better have some presents, sloth-King.

[UntouchedShadow]

Hello Moon God, I am honored by your presence.

Please smite my next door neighbor, who cheated his way out of death.

[aNoire]

Hey sexy.

[inaba]

Going for round two

[Infab]

Raise an eyebrow, then roll over.

[H.Drescher]

I am perfectly fine with this except for the fact that, oh god she has needles I better get out of here.

[UntouchedShadow]

What's with the hat, Private Twinkle-toes? You think that's gonna' stop the Germans?!

[KamenMoore]

Too many clothes on you for my liking.

[aliensoldier]

Hey sweetie

[IPK]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

[aliensoldier]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKIDY FUCK-FUCK?!

[UntouchedShadow]

Wise words Mr. German Santa...wiiiise words.

NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA' MY BED.

[zydos]

try to get some mackin but be denied by headshaking

[editline]17th November 2012[/editline]

nevermind I woke up alone :C

[MechaKat]

No you haven't <3

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Hug him.
Zerg are so cute :3

[MechaKat]

Hug back.

oh dear, I drooled everywhere.

[OffTheRoad]

Son? What has happened to you?

[MechaKat]

Assimilation happened.