You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[CBastard]

Ask for the parrot sketch.

[normal boy]

Jesus, paper cuts on my dick

[Gay4Grandad]

Hey, I'm not a motor cycle!

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Wonder who this smug man is.

[kahgarak]

Nice.

[GoldenDragon]

Oh jeez what did I drink last night?

[OffTheRoad]

Nice!

[Ms. Gyroscope]

That was some party.

[Download]

Uhmmmm..

[Doomlord]

"The fuck is up with your hair."

[Jordax]

''What the bloody hell happened to the roof''

[Praetastic]

Level grind like crazy, if you know what I mean.

[Mr.Twizzle]

I run for my goddamn life.

[kahgarak]

I run for my goddamn life.

[Str4fe]

Just sleep some more, hope it will be gone by the time i wake up again.

[raineko]

BUG FUCKA!~~~

[Praetastic]

It's gonna take a while to get all this blood cleaned up, you know?

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Be scared because she doesn't appear to have eyes.

[electric926]

Cower in fear under the covers.

[kongehund]

I hope he's still asleep, gtfo of the bed, silently, and call the animal control.

[Native Hunter]

:suicide:

[Praetastic]

See? I told you my time machine would work!

[Doomlord]

Do you want to be my girlfriend now

[Muggy]

"I just fucked the moon... Sweet."

[muffle]

run out of the house

[Rediscover]

do you want to see my stamp collection

[kahgarak]

daaaaaayum

[lotusking]

kill myself

[KristoferKSR]

oh christ what have I done

[Constructor]

Uhhh