You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[MechaKat]

Oh god what

[KennyAwsum]

I gotta stop sleeping with people.

[KidShift]

Where do i put it

[MechaKat]

In my ass.

[KennyAwsum]

Im not doing this because i like you or anything.

[Rayss]

I partied so hard because I'm a member of Daft Punk so I just took off my helmet right before collapsing in my bed after a long night.

[Kube]

im okay with this

[UntouchedShadow]

I'm not okay with this.

[MechaKat]

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;38531822]I'm okay with this.[/QUOTE]

[Ex-President]

Thank god it wasn't a Ultralisk.

[Lolx0rz]

I have no idea what you are, but you look sort of classy.

[That Deer]

Jackpot.

[ScottyWired]

:3 Hey cutie

[Lolx0rz]

:3 Hey monkey.

[Duodecillian]

This was not what i wanted for Christmas

[Infab]

...is this a piece of tire rubber?

[Lolx0rz]

Why are you hunched over me? I-Is that my kidney?

[adam1172]

Ewww. Get off of me.

[Ex-President]

You don't even know how ok I am with this.

[MechaKat]

I'm good with this.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=MechaKat;38537690]I'm good with this.[/QUOTE]

[adam1172]

Push it off and leave.

[MechaKat]

Cling onto her.

[Brandit]

Run it over.

[MechaKat]

Deflate it's tyres.

[Mind Man]

Scream uncontrollably.

[UntouchedShadow]

What is that?

[[EG] Pepper]

decapitate.

[Lancer]

i hold onto you and never let you go

[Ex-President]

Gets you a bar of chocolate and makes you proud in the ring.