• You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above
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Make his species extinct.
Throw the pokeball at him.
Ohai, Moon! Been a while.
Hai, Infab, been some hours.
Daww you're adorable :3
Uh... why are you winking at me...?
Seriously hoping you're legal.
Cuddle with him.
Cuddle it while I go back to sleep.
Oh my god, Eddie... Guess this was a hell of a party.
Check to make sure my rectum isn't ruptured.
Find another bed to sleep in. I can't sleep in a bed that I'm banned from.
...dude you can stop now
Well I hope to God we didn't do anything.
Scream very loudly.
Burn the hair off.
Make sweet sweet love to it.
Promptly commit suicide. Leave note saying "I was way too drunk last night."
Ask if I've entered the Tron World.
whats a sandwich doing in my bed.....
Hug him then go back to sleep.
Cuddle.
Put her damn head in a box and her body into another box and then light those boxes on fire.
Bust in as Ghost Rambo and knock out the soldier boy, then unbox the body first for my 'reward', then I release the head.
I then walk in and equip you as a miscellaneous item, then walk away. (I've made this joke too many times now.)
Hey sweetie, want something to eat?
Yes, as long as it's not bananas.
Ohai, Heavy. Where did you put the vodka?
No seriously lady, see a doctor about your neck.
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