You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[Jetblack357]

Wring its neck, cook it, eat it.

[ArchimedesAgain]

[QUOTE=Jetblack357;38597774]Wring its neck, cook it, eat it.[/QUOTE]

[Infab]

[QUOTE=Archimedes;38597757]No seriously lady, see a doctor about your neck.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hh5dmgnN1ql3c82.gif[/IMG]

I'm [I]puuurrrr[/I]fectly fine.

[CaioLugia]

I'd freak out...
Like, the fuck?! I beheaded a SO KAWAI DESU~~ xDDD >wWw> girl while I was drunk?!

[DrCactus]

First I get threatened to be raped by a Typhlosion, now this.
This is a really weird week.

[Rocko's]

Laugh as she flies away like Mary Poppins

[Jaspers]

Go back to sleep. It's just a dog, after all.

[MechaKat]

Wonder what happened.

[WiltheKid]

Ask if they're up for round 2, if not, run for my life.

[DatGmann]

Start cuddling it.

[DrCactus]

Weird, but could have been worse.

[ironman17]

Wuh-oh.

[UntouchedShadow]

I'd put my hands in the air cause he's a friendly mugger. Give him my money, give him my dog, then cut down a tree and give him a log.

[ironman17]

Why're my sheets yellow all of a sudden? They were orange befo-

...GODDAMNIT SNIPER!

[Sntr]

I'll steal his stuff and his nice santa hat

[Dahaka32]

Blast his hat and beard
[I]I shot first[/I]

[Miasmic]

Snuggle up.

[Ex-President]

[QUOTE=Miasmic;38609273]Snuggle up.[/QUOTE]

[Boo Ghostie]

[QUOTE=Miasmic;38609273]Snuggle up.[/QUOTE]

[Infab]

Lets get it on.

Again.

[jonoPorter]

TIME FOR REPRODUCTION

[Jaspers]

Get out of bed and run.

[Nitro836]

"I do not know if it's the cold cocoa I drink on a daily basis or the meds, but what are you?"

[=DarkStar=]

Aww shit I lost my kidney.

[Infab]

Carry on.

[Sntr]

"I will make hat from you, little cat-head."

[MechaKat]

Zap him.

[Brandit]

Let go of me.

[UntouchedShadow]

Do nothing because I'm technically not there.

[=DarkStar=]

Wait for someone.